everyone's a critic

[lezzginka]

let’s be ugly as a community

[xxziggystardust]

[thebootydiaries]

choose your fighter

[lloydthevoid]

I need to see some size reference

[thebootydiaries]

small

[jodiefoster]

she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today

[sunshinelester]

me: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

*someone sends me a slightly negative message*

me: D:

[thefrenchfawn]

U kno sometimes u just gotta eat some garlic bread and move on

[catcrumb]

[ubernegro]

This thread sums up my entire feelings about Trump and essentially the GOP contracting COVID

[alisonzai]

[lolsofunny]

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[luigiisgod]

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin

[earthdad]

in my car

me: lets get bumpin!!!!

me: *plays slightly upbeat emo music*

[bbyg-rl]

new hotline, who bling?

[speedlimit15]

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

[bpdshan]

exfoliator but for my brain so I can scrub out the trauma