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Straight White Boy Problem #904

FML! i dont know why OLIVER has been giving me GIRL advice for the past year and a half when i just realized that he keeps screwing up every relationship he has ever been in! This dude has been in 4 facebook official relationships since last MARCH so he has almost zero credibility. those aren’t relationships bro….those are called HOOKUPS

sappharah

my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months

dorothygale

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

souljaboytellem

yo how u use this

4wallsfrnkremix-deactivated2016

I would die for you soulja boy

I had to get my gauges stitched up because they blew out. That's pretty much the only thing I'm always gonna be mad about.

#It took me years to get that big.#Maaaan.

In case anyone was wondering, I look way better than I did when I took my last selfie.

#The bruises have faded.#I can move my arms again mostly so I switched to crutches.

4phl-blog

Don’t heart emoji me.

ikhatiari-blog

Stop me.

4phl-blog

Ew???

#Cease.#phlarisaic

Don’t heart emoji me.

keefrich-deactivated20151214

I’ve been dragged out of my humble batcave to celebrate this pseudo holiday which I, frankly, want no part of but considering I indirectly created it- it’s mandatory. Happy fucking PHL day.

Ah yes, Christmas. Where I gift out festering turds and whoever gets the largest one wins.

#Wins what?#You guessed it.#Another fucking turd.#It's like turd-a-palooza up in this bitch.#The Strider household doesn't fuck around.#unsanitary //#slurs ??