Who doesn't love a good mystery?

Lvl22 rogue who prefers a pen instead of a sword on occasions. Jokes, comics, and current events, like TMZ without the self hate

[nodded]

1.01 - “Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience” | 1.05 - “On a Very Special Episode…”

[jyostar]

Isaac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the nobleman wanted to repay the favor by funding his son’s education.

this is literally how phantom blood starts

[gravegospel]

i can’t believe Isaac Newton was a vampire asshole

[silvermoon424]

IT WAS DIO THE WHOLE TIME.

[metalgirlysolid]

This makes sooooo much more sense now…

[natebynight]

[haidaspicciare]

[pelvicsorcery90]

Nothing you can say can convince me that Data did not later take Spot to the holodeck and programmed the computer to create a field with long grass and plenty of mice.  He watched his kitty have the time of her life hunting holographic mice.  He was perplexed by the evolutionary significance of the pre-pounce butt wiggle and wrote terrible poetry about it.  Upon his next poetry reading, Troi cried trying not to laugh and Data was pleased his poetry had finally elicited an emotional reaction.

[likely-six-cats-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well this is canon now.

[gffa]

U G H

[textsfromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes

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Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Spider-Man (2002) dir. Sam Raimi

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Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[bebx]

Marvel had one job and I’ll forever be bitter they didn’t make this happen

[kamalahq]

[mytaxidermia]

Jianhao Chen's "David"

Wonder Festival 2020 Shanghai

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

@glumshoe Relevant to your interests?

[glumshoe]

very much so

[mens-rights-activia]

[gahdamnpunk]

Beautiful.

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

DRAGGED!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

This fight is not going well…….

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LG Cleric OOC sidebar: “I’m going to heal her and it’s going to blow up in my face, I can feel it already”

…

Rogue: I yell out “disappearing witch!” While dancing over the hot pie waiting until I can eat it. I just want my pie. I am obsessed with the pie

….

Another hag shows up

Wizard (11 yrs old) OOC: *running around the house* Whhhhhyyyyyy!??!

…

DM: let me just roll things real quick

Druid OOC: that’s never good

Cleric OOC: yeah

DM: your spell fizzles

Cleric: they can counterspell you? Aw crap….

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DM: you need to stop pissing off your dice

Cleric OOC: it’s just this campaign! They were rolling great last night!

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DM: where your dwarf used to be, there is now… Not a 9ft werewolf like you have seen before, but a 6ft werewolf.

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Dwarf Cleric: Can I be a were-corgi?

DM: you’re pretty close to it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

What's gender?

[chuckecheeses]

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

This was where the post should have ended. This was an amazing reply. But theater kids just had to get in the reblogs and be annoying. "no thats garlic. no thats gemini"

[liverpriest]

Complaining about theater kids on Tumblr is like complaining about rats in NYC

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Unlike NYC rats, theater kids contribute nothing to the ecosystem

[mutttooth]

actually theater kids and NYC rats will both eat corpses left under subway tracks

[gamerphobe]

hey i usually don’t comment on posts but i really want to call attention to this popeye the sailor man roleplayer in the notes