mambo mambo omatsuri mambo

Howdy dudes. I use They/Any and robot neos! I'm a mildly ok artist, I do take free art requests if you want, just send in my ask box. I'm a furry and a therian, my theriotypes are a coyote and a deer! knight of doom raaahh,,,, if you need to refer to me by any name, you can call me Mojave, or literally any of my other kin names!! PLEASE CHECK 0UT MY PINNED P0ST>>> you scrolled too far,, sends the hat man after you

[500-angry-geese]

ATTENTION FREAKS, IT'S ME :DDD

i'm 500 angry geese and this is killing me i can't write intro posts

BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A PROSHIPPER!! yes yes i know, but not all proshippers are problematic okay?? in the words of my bestest friend/moirail, i'm unashamed to be a proshipper. reminder incase anyone needs it; a proshipper is a fan who believes that people should be free to write about or ship any fictional characters they want, based on the principle that fiction is not reality. NOT ALL PROSHIPPERS ARE PROBLEMATIC. i hate incest + i punch preds,, join me in whimsy land

ship what you want just don't bring it to my blog i will explode

my dni, which is also stolen from my friend because i'm lazy;: radqueers, pro-life/anti-abortion, anti-endo, anti-alterhumans, anti-lgbtq+, sexists, ableists, maga, just bigots in general.

CHECK OUT MY OTHER BROS /gn @relentlesscanid @accidentallyoccidental @c7b3rzp4c3 @dersesprinceofheart @newtbreath @vriskamaxxing

taken by my amazing moirails, one who doesn't have tumblr, and the other being @t3mprrishere, and i yumeship with Jane Crocker ((hypersharing

i'm bigender, girlflux and boyflux, catgender, robotgender (I MAY BE A ROBOT BUT I DON'T FW AI), abrosexual, and arospec!!

/friend asked me first, but YES, you can call me a clanker

also probably neurodivergent of some kind, shocking i know, i haven't been diagnosed

lemme throw my kin list at you, doubles PLEASE interact ily guys; Hornet, Cyn, AveryTheMayo, Veeronica, Artificer, Spearmaster, Rivulet, Ribbit, Sylveon, Braixen, Berdly, Mad Mew Mew/Pink, The Roaring Knight, Dess Holiday, *Stolas, Lolbit, *Yatta, *Roxy Lalonde, *Nepeta Leijon, *Jade Harley, *Terezi Pyrope, *Mituna Captor, *Aradia Megido, Razor, Kedamono, Verity, Green, Mojave, Matikanetannhauser, Clocky (endacopia rocks check it out), and the Malzeno species! Kinsidering Arronax and Jake English,, what did i do to deserve this

* i don't support the creator,, i just kin the character. ALSO, just because i kin a character doesn't mean i support their actions!! repeat, just because i kin a character doesn't mean i support their actions!!!

tiny as to not take up that much space and also if you don't wanna read it,, okay?

the kin list grows the minute i find more media,,

tags because i gave in,,

this is basically constantly updated?? i kinda do whatever

my moirail kins sollux and i kin mituna but we don't support captorcest in any way, no sir

anyways FUCK YES I FINISHED MY INTRO!!!! ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND MY BLOG

^^ fun thing made by my homie i tagged in the s/o area

[500-angry-geese]

guess the context level 1000

[500-angry-geese]

ding ding ding somebody got it

[500-angry-geese]

guess the context level 1000

[t3mprrishere]

nobody needs to know that conversation..............

also why the fuck am i still saved as captain dumbass </3

[500-angry-geese]

nobody gets context you're safe twin

you're saved as that because i thought it would be funny once and it stuck

[500-angry-geese]

guess the context level 1000

[neon-treebark]

Instead of sayinv cult when typing to a moot autocorrect said cunt. What.

[decomposedchucklefuck]

like i said, the cult is cunty

[500-angry-geese]

we yes we think the cult is cunty

[500-angry-geese]

local horse anime girl learns how to crash her moirail's spotify via pure determination alone

[500-angry-geese]

calling spotify a good app in his dms like im calling it a good boy im crying

[500-angry-geese]

oops i did it again

i killed his music

[relentlesscanid]

hey bro im pretty sure your ask got lost in the trenches

My honest reaction

Veiros

[relentlesscanid]

i was just saying it's fucking funny you and your moirail are captors, and third wheelesque at times friend us has me. The psiioniic

Full fucking set here

@500-angry-geese

[500-angry-geese]

we have many a captor in this place

[500-angry-geese]

local horse anime girl learns how to crash her moirail's spotify via pure determination alone

[500-angry-geese]

calling spotify a good app in his dms like im calling it a good boy im crying

[t3mprrishere]

hey sooooo are you still mad at me

ily twinn :33

YES I AM STILL MAD AT YOU, YOU'VE INTENTIONALLY CRASHED MY SPOTIFY APPLICATION SEVERAL TIMES TODAY. MY HATE FOR YOU AT THIS CURRENT POINT IN TIME IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

[500-angry-geese]

eh doesnt matter i can shut you up :))

[500-angry-geese]

Weiiiiiii!

yippee!!

wait

whats this

oh god mambo don't do it don't do it bro

[500-angry-geese]

calling my moots and followers in general the church or the choir because it's funnier than anything i've thought of yet

[500-angry-geese]

local horse anime girl learns how to crash her moirail's spotify via pure determination alone

[500-angry-geese]

i told the homie a doctor a day keeps the apples away

i have tested this theory myself

you do have to fuck the doctors but it works guys

[500-angry-geese]

man i love my mutuals

or should i say... my mewtuals

[500-angry-geese]

fun things to do; kick a pedo in the nuts, and if they don't have any, still kick them but aim for the knees

[c7b3rzp4c3]

*predat0r

[500-angry-geese]

wait yeah

correcto my dude

[500-angry-geese]

fun things to do; kick a predator in the nuts, and if they don't have any, still kick them but aim for the knees

i edited this becus reblogs, thank you guys i'm sorry

[500-angry-geese]

TT: Endacopia profile picture. I'm watching you.

i don't know if this is supposed to be threatening but it is

are you the tt i know or are you a diff one else maybe thats why youre anon