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I love how since Moses' staff turns into a snake before the number starts and the magicians don't bring out their own snakes for it to eat until about halfway through Playing With the Big Boys, there's like a minute where Moses' snake doesn't have anything to do and so is just sitting there very politely. Doesn't even strike or react much to what's happening besides hissing when they call it a silly twig. He's here on a job and so he is acting professional

#prince of egypt #the prince of egypt

nephritebabie

the cycle of life

thelittlestpika

I find it so funny that conservatives are pissy at the RUMOR that Elliot Page might play Achilles in the new Odyssey movie when Achilles is barely in the Odyssey since it takes place after his death and he was able to pass as a woman long enough for his mother to think he was safe from the Trojan war. Also, Achilles was never portrayed as straight either. Conservatives share half a brain cell and it says men have to be the current definition of manly.

#achilles #greek mythology #mythology #the odyssey #the iliad #conservatives are stupid #elliot page

screenshotsofdespair

vaskemire

spineless-lobster

Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

j3llysl0th

Legendary Heroes and not-quite heros and their motivations:

Achilles and Patroclus: we fucking love each other

Odysseus: I fucking love my wife

Orpheus: I also fucking love my wife

Ariadne: I fucking love Theseus and wait where's he going oh hi Dionysus

Atalanta: I fucking love nature

Perseus: I fucking love my mom

Oedipus: you know where this is going

Narcissus: I fucking love me

Daedalus: I fucking love inventing (and not being in a tower)

Jason: I fucking love power

Alexander The Great: I also fucking love power (and also my boyfriend)

Midas: I fucking love being rich

Prometheus: I fucking love humans

sren-yeah

"Achilles and Patroclus are GAY and madly, madly in love with eachother." I say, with utmost confidence.

The crowd boos and drag me away from the stage.

"No, no she's right."

Alexander says from the very back.

simplepotatofarmer

it's the social anxiety, chat

#dsmp shitpost #c!techno #technoblade

harpertheidiot

Liberal Achaean commanders:

NEOPRONOUNS of Skyros

ALLYmemnon of Mycenae

DEMImedes of Argos

MLMenelaus of Mycenae

Achilles of Phthia

#Achilles #the Iliad #tagamemnon

floydtheflorist

Ares Androphontes

floydtheflorist

I wanted him to look like those marble statues, that's why the gods are portraid as having no pupils.

#ares #ares god of war #ares greek mythology #ares greek god #greek gods #greek mythology #my artwork #sketch #sketches #doodle #doodles

Ares Adámastos (my father)

#ares #ares god of war #ares greek mythology #ares greek god #greek gods #greek mythology #my artwork

torniliad

patroclus my love mwah

#the iliad #patroclus

thethreetomes

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