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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through
I think an easy way to sum up american domestic architecture is that if you are remodeling and older bathroom you have to watch for razor blades in the walls
What could possibly be more american than creating a disposable version of a product (safety razor vs straight razor), determining that the waste generated was both dangerous (sharp!) and compact (flat!), and that the best solution was to just.. put a hole to stuff them in the walls and make it the next generation’s problem
A MAGICAL PORTAL
TO THE LAND OF KNIVES
@thefallingdream i have dealt with this so many times it’s stupid
The random photos i found though don’t do justice to what it actually looks like when encountered in the wild
Those are fucking clean looking blades. I always find masses of rusty blades with hair and general detritus.
Like having a damp rotting sharps container in the wall that you can’t empty
Tags by @tardis-stowaway:
#a couple years back there were news stories about renovations to an old commercial building where they opened a wall #and it was full of HUMAN TEETH
#there used to be a dentist's office in the building and it seems the dentist was using this same disposal 'solution' with pulled teeth
#and apparently this was at least the third WALL FULL OF TEETH discovered in the state of georgia #just all sorts of creepiness being shoved into the walls in the early to mid 20th century i guess
Tagging y’all in this one actually, what the fuck?? Holy shit. @enderjester @lapin-noire I live here and I never knew any of this was going on.
how to write creepy stories
over describe things
under describe things
short sentences in rapid succession build tension
single sentence paragraphs build dread
uncanny valley = things that aren't normal almost getting it right
third person limited view
limited expressions
rot, mold, damage, age, static, flickering, espsecially in places it shouldn't be
limited sights for your mc - blindness, darkness, fog
being alone - the more people there are, the less scary it is
intimate knowledge, but only on one side
your reader's imagination will scare them more than anything you could ever write. you don't have to offer a perfectly concrete explanation for everything at the end. in fact, doing so may detract from your story.
This is honestly better advice than “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.”
By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!
@zephyrus-persephone (mostly due to our beloathed two word horror story collaboration)
How did we manage to do that.
Why did we manage to do that.
Not at all an original thought but God. Jack Harkness is just so fucking funny as both a concept and a character. Like. He is Immune to the narrative. Entirely protected by the narrative. He is also constantly beat up by the narrative. But he can literally just not die. Like.
I'm rewatching Torchwood and this thought just keeps occuring and it's so fucking funny
2 word horror story:
Milk ribena
truly horrifying, thank you for sharing
Oo i got one
Ahem
Carpeted bathroom
With the sincerest affection, I hate that
Beatles nightcore
That is??? Somehow??? The Worst Thing here???
My brother has one to add
Ahem
Carpeted sidewalk
Isn't that just astroturf but cursed?
Plastecine stove
Love, why do you do this to me?
Squidgy teeth
I hate you so much (affectionate)
Snotty eyes 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I don't- how do I respond to that?
Damp socks
I was joking about the bullying but this... this is too far (/j)
Crisp underwear ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
f e a r
Courtesy of the year 1915:
Pork fruitcake 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰
This makes me irrationally angry.
Chewy crisps
w h y
Deodorant lipbalm
I Do Not like the energy we have created in the studio today.
Crispy textbook ^.^
Mayo marshmallows
there are now words to describe the utter disgust that conjures up
no words
Meatghetti and spagballs
If you assumed I would spot that you've switched the first syllables, think again /lh
I also read back now n realise i put an ‘and’ in there when i shouldntve
That's the real horror story here /lh
cash-money pogchamp
Thank you for your contribution to my decent into madness, it is much apreciated
radically swagtastic
W h y
Paying taxes?
I-
Yeah
A teeth-hurt
Just one tooth?/j
Zucchini pepsi
...what did you do?
Nothing... :>
Pepperoni coffee
Is this punishment for when I asked if you'd still love me if I put instant coffee in miso?
Naw i just opened the fridge n thought of the worse possible combination
Hold my unbranded but presumably very cheap beer, i got more
Damp blankets :>
I Do Not Like That
Crunchy brains
Cronch
Śŵįmëŷ çhïmčkėñ
Same to you
According to the bourgeoisie:
Equal equality
It's alteration so it must be true
Milky water
I think that's against the Geneva Convention
Carbonated miso
When I get the fizzy water for carbonated coffee let's try it /srs
Seeing doctors
😞😞😞😞
i don't have a witty come back it's just true
Crunchy milk
dude wtf
“David swooned”
good for David
P’raps
Goliath swooned
👀👀👀👀
Eyeball massage
That's-
No. Just no
Toffee onion
Yummy
Sweat cake
ew. just ew. why would you say that?
Diarrhea-propelled aviation
i am not afraid to block you /j
Text: Sometimes in the dead of night on the way to the kitchen for a glass of water, I see an extra door in the hallway, black and imposing.
It’s not a bad boarding house, as these things go.
We’re not allowed up to the fourth floor, for any reason – but I don’t blame the landlady for wanting her privacy.
Nobody but the landlady answers the strange willow-patterned telephone on the third floor landing.
We all lock our windows on full moon nights.
No couples are allowed, ever. Only single women and girls.
And sometimes, if you go down the hall to the kitchen late at night, there’s a strange black door that’s never there by daylight.
For some reason, it’s hard to get new lodgers to stay. I don’t know why. It’s a little strange, maybe, but the meals are good, Mrs Hallow the landlady is kind, and the rent is ridiculously cheap. I’ll take the strange black door and the phone that rings even when there’s no wire going to it over rats in the walls and cigarette ash in the food any day. My last boarding house was like that. I like it here.
I’d been living here for nearly two years when I lost my job working at the telephone exchange. It wasn’t my fault – they cut the night shift back, and one of the girls cut was me. Mrs Hallow told me not to worry – as I was an old lodger, she’d let me work for room and board while I looked for another job. She’s so nice, I don’t know why people say she’s creepy. It’s not her fault she’s so tall and thin, and her bones show through her fragile old skin.
I worked hard, wanting her to be glad she’d kept me. One of the jobs she gave me, since I was used to working nights, was packing lunches after supper. For the Night Gentlemen, she told me, but didn’t say more. Every night, I packed twenty lunches in twenty tin pails and filled twenty thermoses with strong coffee. I made sandwiches, and boiled eggs, sliced pickles and cheese, and packed a paper napkin into each pail. I was to have everything done by eleven, Mrs Hallow told me, for the Night Gentlemen came at midnight to collect their meals, and I should be in bed by then. By morning, the pails were all gone. By evening, they were all stacked neatly in the kitchen again, clean and ready to be filled. I never saw them come, but I supposed it must be while I was sleeping.
Then I started to worry that my lunches were dull. I baked cookies for the lunch pails, and pies and pasties. I put in different kinds of fruit and vegetables each day. The Night Gentlemen worked late hours, if they came for their lunches in the middle of the night. They needed to eat good food. I looked through Mrs Hallow’s old recipe books and tried new dishes, like german apple pancake and potato dumplings. Mrs Hallow was pleased, and said she would pay me a little wage in addition to my room and board, if I didn’t mind continuing. She was getting too old, she said, to make all those meals every night.
I had been working at the boarding house for nearly six months when I really messed up. I’d burned a whole batch of cookies to a crisp, so I had to start all over, and I didn’t have time to decorate them before evening. It was Valentine’s Day, and I felt so bad that I decided to stay up late to finish them. The Night Gentlemen didn’t come until midnight, so I had time… I thought.
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People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.
An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.
Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.
It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…
It’s an ant again.
Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.
This is madness.
Thank you for this good PSA because I’m still seeing sincere, published, professional writers doing “ahhhhh oh no this monster was SO UGLY i’m mentally ill now!”
forms of eldritch horror include but are not limited to - nobody will ever believe you, you must live alone with this knowledge - you will never feel safe again, and you realize you were never safe before - everything that was familiar is now strange and abhorrent to the point anything that now seems normal should be held in utmost suspicion - having this new knowledge has opened doors that will continually reveal new equally cursed knowledge without end - death and madness are no longer escapes
The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.
Night Shift Gothic
Make a routine when you wake up. The more predictable you are, the less likely it is to view you as a threat.
Never run to your car. Always walk. Only prey runs, and you do not wish to be prey.
Never look around in the dark. The things that are hidden wish to remain so, and you looking would only incense them.
If something brushes your leg as you walk, don’t look. It is merely curious, and your fear is delicious.
Your cat will not be as it is supposed to. Cats are affected differently in this time. You will not be able to trust them as you would in the daytime.
Don’t look in the backseat. It does not wish to be seen.
Always bring a bottle of water with you. You can never be sure how long the ride will be.
Don’t be frightened when that water disappears. They’re just getting a taste.
The animals you see outside are most certainly real. No matter how many heads they have.
The people you meet, even the ones you work with, will be different in the daytime. Perhaps the night is their true form, perhaps the night is a different version of themself. Either way, they will not be the same when the sun rises.
You may not remember everything that happens during these times. That’s okay. Sometimes it’s better to forget.
If you see a car on the side of the road, drive past it. Never get out of your car, and never open your window to whatever approaches you. It is not human.
Get in your car, drive to whatever place you need to be, and get out of the car. Don’t look around, don’t question the faces in the mirror. If you don’t look back you have nothing to fear.
When you get to your workplace, the security lights may not work sometimes. This is normal. They’re just testing their limits.
We don’t talk about what they do when most people are asleep. It’s not our business to know. If you knew, you would never sleep again.
#gothic #writingprompt
2 word horror story:
Milk ribena
truly horrifying, thank you for sharing
Oo i got one
Ahem
Carpeted bathroom
With the sincerest affection, I hate that
Beatles nightcore
That is??? Somehow??? The Worst Thing here???
My brother has one to add
Ahem
Carpeted sidewalk
Isn't that just astroturf but cursed?
Plastecine stove
Love, why do you do this to me?
Squidgy teeth
I hate you so much (affectionate)
Snotty eyes 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I don't- how do I respond to that?
Damp socks
I was joking about the bullying but this... this is too far (/j)
Crisp underwear ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
f e a r
Courtesy of the year 1915:
Pork fruitcake 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰
This makes me irrationally angry.
Chewy crisps
w h y
Deodorant lipbalm
I Do Not like the energy we have created in the studio today.
Crispy textbook ^.^
Mayo marshmallows
there are now words to describe the utter disgust that conjures up
no words
Meatghetti and spagballs
If you assumed I would spot that you've switched the first syllables, think again /lh
I also read back now n realise i put an ‘and’ in there when i shouldntve
That's the real horror story here /lh
cash-money pogchamp
Thank you for your contribution to my decent into madness, it is much apreciated
radically swagtastic
W h y
Paying taxes?
I-
Yeah
A teeth-hurt
Just one tooth?/j
Zucchini pepsi
...what did you do?
Nothing... :>
Pepperoni coffee
Is this punishment for when I asked if you'd still love me if I put instant coffee in miso?
Naw i just opened the fridge n thought of the worse possible combination
Hold my unbranded but presumably very cheap beer, i got more
Damp blankets :>
I Do Not Like That
Crunchy brains
Cronch
Śŵįmëŷ çhïmčkėñ
Same to you
According to the bourgeoisie:
Equal equality
It's alteration so it must be true
Milky water
I think that's against the Geneva Convention
Carbonated miso
When I get the fizzy water for carbonated coffee let's try it /srs
Seeing doctors
😞😞😞😞
i don't have a witty come back it's just true
Crunchy milk
dude wtf
“David swooned”
good for David
P’raps
Goliath swooned
👀👀👀👀
Eyeball massage
That's-
No. Just no
Toffee onion
Yummy
New England Gothic: summer edition
Over the summer some people will go to their lake houses. You will not be able to contact them until late August. They will come back changed.
"did you see the baseball game?" "Yes." You lie. You didn't see the baseball game. Neither did they. No one has. The game happens, but no one watches, they don't want you to watch the game.
There are never life guards. The chairs sit empty. There once were life guards no one knows what happened to them. Some say the sea claimed them. Others speak of sirens. But no one knows for sure.
You can hear the ice cream truck in the distance. It's always just in the distance. You can try and follow the song but it will always remain in the distance.
Around 4th of July pop up stores will appear near the Massachusetts border. They aren't allowed to have fire works, because they might awaken it, but people are always tempted by the things they are forbidden to have. The fireworks cover their screams.
Theirs a reason nothing is done about the sharks on the Cape. The sharks keep us safe from what lies just beyond. Besides it's better to lose an arm or a leg than an entire town.
If someone tells you they live on Martha's vineyard Don't talk to them again. No one lives on Martha's vineyard. People visit. But no one lives on Martha's vineyard.
Dear academia and literarily minded people:
I've compiled a list of SENTENCE STARTERS for people to use.
The list includes INTRODUCING PHRASES, CONNECTIVE PHRASES, and CONCLUDING PHRASES
The link is right [HERE]
Here's the link for in case if Tumble-Dryer-Dorothy-Commercial decides to misbehave:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KAOjRkAdzac8w4wAv6bb6lNcmR1AACJMdN5iXqfk1nw/edit?usp=sharing
Dear academia and literarily minded people:
I've compiled a list of SENTENCE STARTERS for people to use.
The list includes INTRODUCING PHRASES, CONNECTIVE PHRASES, and CONCLUDING PHRASES
The link is right [HERE]
Here's the link for in case if Tumble-Dryer-Dorothy-Commercial decides to misbehave:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KAOjRkAdzac8w4wAv6bb6lNcmR1AACJMdN5iXqfk1nw/edit?usp=sharing
Pride D20 Candles // The Fabled Flames
No one asked for this one, but…
If you made lore for a character you’ve had since you were 16, and you’re in your 20s now and have a better grasp of narrative structure and power creep, you can just retcon the dumb stuff. Like you can do that for free. You’re not beholden to the junk you wrote 5 years ago, and you don’t need to justify removing it if it sucks.
This is actually really valuable. Every writer should keep this in mind.
That’s also part of the reason you shouldn’t look back at your old writing and label it as pure trash. You didn’t know what you were doing back then. You do now.