I don't have any spoons but I found this pitch fork

I'm just a little guy. Time is a capitalist conspiricy dsigned to harm writers, students and nd folks. Sid. They/Them/He/Him. Tired.

[sideways-hedghog]

Other blogs:

 @500-words-from-hell (mostly inactive) 

ao3 account sideways_hedgehog. 

Tags I use for organisation: 

sideways speaks, sideways rants, sideways rambles, sideways writes, sideways draws, sideways batfam headcannons

[gaia-is-here-now]

we have to do it again everyone. we have to get aromanticism trending on valentines day again this year. we need to win

[kaijuno]

Barbarian Ross

[flightyquinn]

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

[kelpforestdwellers]

Don't trust a nurse who doesn't tell you their last name.

[kelpforestdwellers]

Trust them even less if their demeanor changes when you ask for it.

[kelpforestdwellers]

This is because, with only a first name, they are unlikely to be uniquely identifiable. So you cannot make a complaint about them to their employers, the health department, the nursing board, or whatever equivalent may exist where you live.

They know this.

The good ones don't fear that, because they know anything they do wrong is an honest mistake and they will take accountability for it if necessary. Or handle a fraudulent complaint appropriately if need be.

There are many who instead treat you with suspicion or worse if you want their full name. Even if they have not done anything inappropriate up to that point. These are the nurses who want to be able to act without accountability. So do not trust them.

[kelpforestdwellers]

I should clarify, some perfectly decent nurses will default to just telling you their first name when they meet you, out of habit. Starting out that way isn't in itself a red flag, though I disapprove of it. But if you say something like "I didn't catch your last name?" and they are in any way weird about it... be cautious.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[femboylesbiab]

[mind-altering-bugs]

[stupidpetface]

[naamahdarling]

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[xocowilde]

Visual reference of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat, because I love it

[trailertrashgrog]

no death penalty for luigi

[catchymemes]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about

[thepieking]

It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralcunt]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[grey-screaming]

[ecto-hazard]

youre so fuckign right

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

[nintendowii2011]

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you climb that fuckin tree right now

[likes-dinos]

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

[the-place-where]

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[charlesoberonn]

Avatar AU where Aang wakes up like 3 days before Sozin's Comet returns and he has to speedrun the entire series.

[charlesoberonn]

The south pole and north pole exist on the same map file so if you break out of bound you can get from one to the other without having to travel the world.

[charlesoberonn]

Zuko's redemption stat and hair stat are tied to the same variable, so if you put the right wig on him he becomes automatically redeemed.

[charlesoberonn]

Toph's Earthbending allows for ample sequence breaks. If you create a ramp next to the Ba Sing Se wall you could launch yourself straight into the season 2 finale.

[charlesoberonn]

Unfortunately you have to complete Bato of the Water Tribe because otherwise June won't appear in the finale, softlocking from you beating the Fire Nation.

[charlesoberonn]

[spacewheredreamslie]

It's not actually necessary; but everyone always stops at the southern air temple to pick up Momo. It's become a tradition, where the speed runs are automatically invalidated if you didn't get him.

[charlesoberonn]

If I see you doing a Momoless run I’m unsubscribing.

[kriss-watches-stuff]

Look it's called Any%. Momo% is it's own sub category, which is just how fast you can get Momo, and FullMomo% is Any% but you have to pick up Momo AND do all of the mini-game sections with him.

[charlesoberonn]

Momo% runs in 2005: Using the infinite glider glitch to fly straight to the southern air temple

Momo% runs in 2024: Modulating Sokka's SPM (sexism per minute) rate to manipulate the RNG for a favorable spawn in the underground Momo matrix

[choking-on-ice]

the speed at which i booted up my computer to make this was wild

[hemipenal-system]

this isn’t what i normally post here but firefox just switched ceos and this “anthony” dumbass is trying to put more “ai” slopware into it, meaning more bloat and privacy loss

if you use this browser you should go to their support forums and complain about it

[bedabug]

[pennyplainknits]

It takes five seconds to add a source

And if you READ said source, all that it sounds like he's suggesting is that there will be integration of some AI models into the browser which you can turn on and off, the same way you can currently set different search engines and turn then on and off. In fact, FF already does this with AI chatbots. While I wish they were off by default it took two seconds to go into the settings and disable them.

He's also been promoted to Mozilla CEO from WITHIN Firefox, he's not an external dude. So I think (hope) its safe to say that he realises people like Firefox because of it's flexibility and privacy options.

I know people hate the creeping inclusion of AI everywhere! I do too! But you only have to step outside tumblr to realise that we are in a growing minority, and if browsers don't have the option to use AI, people won't use them.

And the good thing about Firefox being so open and customisable is that there are lots of forks. So if you really hate whatever unspecified things change, you can use one of those that doesn't have the AI. This is why the open web (which by the way is one of Mozilla's founding principles) is so important.

[mckitterick]

I think you're spot on about why they're incorporating "AI" into it, same as everyone else (even DuckDuckGo, for Pete's sake; thankfully it remembers that I've turned off all that crap)

if you haven't seen the posts about how to disable all "AI" in Firefox, here's one: X

the point is, Firefox is still better than any of the big spyware tools browsers, because we can configure it to best suit or needs

[aropride]

it's so Weird how ppl STILL make fun of the idea of alcohol-free queer spaces just because an asexual teenager suggested it in 2015. it was odd then and it's odd now. Why are you mad at the idea of a coffee shop for queer people. don't answer that i do not gaf

[coconutcows]

I work at a cafe that is overtly queer friendly and it is the most amazing place. Before I started the owners hosted a drag brunch. After I started they hosted a queer prom. My boss wants to host another drag Tea for Halloween. There’s a little dish of pronoun buttons on the counter where you pay that are free to take, my boss makes them herself.

So what I’m saying is that asexual teenager in 2015 was 100% right about queer friendly alcohol free spaces

[lizardsister]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[lizardsister]

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

[secondlina]

When life gives you lemons, bedazzle them. When a generational curse gives you wiggly Fullmetal Alchemist Homunculi shadow arms, you bling those out!

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