Apparently Mandarins are not oranges.

Call me Simba

[500daysofsimba]

The true Chinese gentleman passes away in the early hours of the morning, so that he may leave all three meals for his family

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[cosmicrystalwitch]

Lol wtf

[the-last-teabender]

Already had the best news of my life a couple days ago, I dare this bagel to top that.

[phreakattack]

i’ve bene ingoring the bagle but now i think it’s time to give the bagle a chance

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

all glory to the bagel

[luna-pon]

THIS IS FUCKING REAL. I just received an email from my teacher that our test has been postponed for another week so we have more time to study. THIS IS REAL.

[awkwardbutsmooth]

The fuckin bagel worked… This stupid shit… I said “within the next two weeks” and 10 o’clock last night I received a text…

[the-spark-of-cobain-deactivated]

"Wasn’t Kurt Cobain that guy who committed suicide?"

No. He was a lot more than that, you ignorant fuck.

[marxistfeministsport-blog]

What’s the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop it’s own cultures.

[sj-waluigi]

Polish culture English culture Ukrainian culture Romanian culture Russian culture Culture of Finland Culture of Sweden

Wow, look at all the white people with no culture.

[bardafterdark]

I think people forget that white people live in other places other than America.

[billyloomiss-deactivated2019122]

Reblogging for the last comment

[500daysofsimba]

Whats the difference between Americans and Yogurt

[lavagoth]

[gael-garcia]

I’ve heard that you told jokes on set to Juno in between takes and scenes and so on. Can you tell us one? [x]

[theblackregalia]

Ms. Lopez

[inquisitivequeen]

You guys please consider donating to their trip to Harvard!

Link: https://life.indiegogo.com/fundraisers/let-s-send-kids-to-harvard

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[liligiworld]

Boost!

[stfuconnor]

[ngiii3-deactivated20181124]

[pyramage]

Paolo Sebastian, F/W 2015

[howlandteam]

[queenssandkingss]

[urbran-deactivated20151012]

[jacobuy]

Lisa lays down the law

[bitchflowers2017-deactivated202]

Dear fat girls wearing crop tops: please. Continue. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t. You’re so fucking cute!!! You look absolutely fabulous, if I might add, and your self worth isn’t determined on how men see you.

[zolar-blog1]

I was pleasantly surprised by where this went

[500daysofsimba]

i vote fat men wear crop tops as well

[arundhathi]

happy new year every1 from ur fave brown goth

[sizvideos]

[funnynhilariousgif]

[500daysofsimba]

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.