TODAY IS THE DAY!
My mom is visiting and she told me straight up she did not want to see it with me (editorial note: fair).
WHO IS GOING? Who has already seen it? What did you think?

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@50shadesofsuck
TODAY IS THE DAY!
My mom is visiting and she told me straight up she did not want to see it with me (editorial note: fair).
WHO IS GOING? Who has already seen it? What did you think?
all kinds of sex!
Mass appreciation doesn't always equate to something good. Think of Hitler!
Jamie Dornan
Fifty Shades of Grey fans who are looking forward to seeing the book’s risqué sex scenes portrayed on the big screen may be disappointed, reports Vanity Fair contributing editor Vanessa Grigoriadis. The film’s director, Sam Taylor-Johnson, tells Grigoriadis the sex is tastefully handled: “It’s details, flesh and fingers and skin and eyes and looks.” She tells Grigoriadis that if you saw the actual sex, “the mystery would be gone. You see a lot, but you don’t have to see anything graphic.”
http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/2015/01/fifty-shades-of-grey-sex-scenes?mbid=social_facebook
NOT GREAT, BOB!
Well, here we are. Here it is. I have to say it doesn't look that bad to me! I mean, it doesn't look good, but it doesn't look bad.
One website I read posted, "Check out the NSFW trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey" and I clicked it and it was just the same trailer posted above. This trailer is extremely SFW. Like, I could see this movie with my parents. One time I saw that movie "A History of Violence" with my Dad in theaters and that was a real nightmare - Viggo Mortensen and Maria Bello 69 each other for like ten minutes.
Anyway, hope your inner goddess enjoys!
The latest from Isabelle Esposito (@_50shadesofsuck).
Hey Guys!
Remember when I had twitter and E.L. James blocked me? Well for some reason I deactivated that account and now some other fucker has it, so I created a new one!
@_50shadesofsuck
Follow me so I can harass Ms. James again!
Love,
Isabelle
UPDATE: 50 SHADES OF GREY Movie Sex Scenes Are "Less Racy Than the Book"
How is this possible? I read at one point that there were two versions of the movie being made, an R and an NC-17. I don't remember where I read that - maybe in a fever dream? Who knows. What I do know is that seeing Dakota Johnson naked may be worth price of admission but a tampon yank definitely is.
http://www.eonline.com/news/500890/fifty-shades-of-grey-update-jamie-dornan-and-dakota-johnson-s-sex-scenes-are-less-racy-than-the-book
Ok, I might be able to get behind this film.
Why is this important? This is only the single-most important issue of Monday, December 2nd, 2013. Everybody knows Abby is the right woman for the...
Hello Friends,
It is with a heavy heart that I write this - Rita Ora has been cast a Mia Grey - Christian's "raven haired, tall, and curvaceous" sister. I don't know much about Rita other than the fact that she had a small cameo in FAST 6 and that she cheated on Rob Kardashian with Jonah Hill, but I do know this - she is NOT the right woman for the role. The only artist fit to play the volatile Mia is Miss Abby Lee Miller, star of DANCE MOMS. Anyone who has read my blog, so like maybe 100 people, knows how strongly I feel about this. Here are a few links that show my fiery devotion to having Miss Miller play the role:
http://50shadesofsuck.tumblr.com/post/23059985767/a-young-woman-appears-out-of-the-throng-and-throws
http://50shadesofsuck.tumblr.com/post/21345065928/elliots-in-construction-and-my-little-sister-is
http://50shadesofsuck.tumblr.com/post/21231650279/the-role-of-mia-grey
Please lend your support to making this change occur and sign my petition.
https://www.change.org/petitions/universal-pictures-recast-the-roll-of-mia-grey-and-offer-it-to-abby-lee-miller
Sincerely,
Isabelle
well this should come as a suprise to no one...
the world's worst author writes to the world's worst music.
http://perezhilton.com/2012-09-08-fifty-shades-of-grey-author-el-james-sex-scenes-music-black-eyed-peas-sexy/?more=yes#more-268129
also, this is conceptually one of my favorite snl sketches:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/our-time-with-taboo-and-apldeap/1404933
Presenting Mia's finest moments from 50 SHADES OF GREY.
well well well. i had heard rumors about this because i am a very powerful and connected person in the entertainment industry*, but now it’s gone so far as to become actual speculation on deadline.
i didn't see angelina's directorial debut "the land of blood and honey", but that sounds gross and sexual, so i bet she will be very comfortable with another gross and sexual title.
*untrue
vulture- new york magazine's culture blog, compiled a list of the horrible 50 shades of grey synonyms. i can't even make it through the article without getting PTSD.
thanks @kona99
I want you sore, baby.
thanks Sean
my inner goddess is sad
guys - i finished blogging the books!
so listen, i'll keep updating this periodically with 50 SHADES related articles and thoughts, but it will not be as frequent. so this isn't goodbye, more of a see you later.
i'd love to do another book - maybe the next one EL James writes? if you have any suggestions let me know.
follow me on twitter as i will be doing twitter things like harassing people and getting blocked by el james and live tweeting OLD DOGS when it's on FX.
-isabelle