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[reh-hateshumans]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs

[iraprince]

discovering absolutely shocking things about one of our new kittens

[iraprince]

hey do u guys wanna see my cat

[iraprince]

okay so update: his sister chispa too

[messiambrandybuck]

this is the most important addition to a post I’ve ever seen in my life

[futuremoji]

Based on your 2nd, 10th, and 18th most recent emojis, how will your weekend go?

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

has everyone seen the blog lowspoonsfood?

the blog is food that can be made without too much effort, with a ranking system by how much effort it takes to make it

they also have category options for gluten free, vegetarian/vegan, lactose free, etc.

if you’re disabled and have trouble cooking, this may be worth it to check out. if you’re not disabled or you don’t have trouble cooking, it’d be cool to signal boost it for those who do need it. for people with very few go to meals, food can be boring and repetitive, so this is pretty cool :*

[lunarecord]

Cool for mentally ill ppl too!

[chevko]

@peaceypanic!

[elevatedfibers]

Yay!

[anexperimentallife]

Please apread this around, dear followers. As a disabled veteran with both physical disabilities and mental illness, especially when I was single, I would often go a day or more at a time without eating (or eating only food I could simply unwrap and eat or throw in the nuke for two minutes), not because I didn’t have any food, but because food preparation seemed like an overwhelming task. (Or because I forgot.) And my health suffered for it. This blog may not save a life, but it can significantly increase the quality.

[mephistopheles]

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

[mephistopheles]

me when shakespeare plays actually DO have modern-day relevance and universal themes:

[mushroom--soup]

[normal-horoscopes]

Honestly if you wouldn't cold clock someone on live TV for your wife why are you even married

[tlirsgender]

The stages of hunger while nd are

Hm I'm hungry

Forgets about it

Everything Is Bad. I'm gonna attack someone. Shut up. Die

Hm I'm hungry

[Eats something] oh shit I'm cured

Multiple times every day

[tlirsgender]

"How do you forget you're hungry" I'm just that powerful. My mind will omit anything including things I'm currently experiencing

[littlebirdofprey]

all I do is listen to music and think about my silly little fictional people

[amlovelies]

[pumpkster-deactivated20250205]

ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

[netheritenugget]

Holy FUCK, this is an amazing tool.

[scrabbleknight]

Reblogging for my artist fellows.

[i-imade-a-thing]

Reblog this!

[mioxenoblade]

Do every retail employee a favor this Thanksgiving/black friday: stay home.

[mioxenoblade]

Just want to remind you that there’s a fucking pandemic and I mean this post 100x harder this time. If you show up you die.

[duskydestra]

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

[stupidpetface]

[adollop]

now THIS is the spirit of Halloween

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[severedned]

[TRANSCRIPTION:  “Ok I know I need to stop saying Ma’am and Sir to customers at work, it’s bad to assume other people’s gender, but I can’t help it it’s how I was raised. My mother was Southern and my father was a Bottom. Something about it always confuses the customers anyway, it could be the whole ..everything about me, but every time I say “Here you go ma’am here’s your change.” All I get is “Oh, thank you?” (the “you” trails off and ends in confusion.)

Suddenly our little game of social volleyball has turned into three dimensional gender chess and I’m eating all the pieces. I’ve got her fucking money in my hand so she knows that the only way she’s getting it back is if she solves my queer little fairy riddle and I’m not giving her any fucking clues.

Now all of a sudden this Karen is studying me with the intensity of a crime scene investigator. She’s stuck in her Sherlock Holmes mind palace trying to figure out if These are tits or just mosquito bites. Or if I’m a woman or just one of those femboys her kids keep showing around the Tik-Tok.

In the past sixty seconds my customer has thought more about men, women, and the terrifying pit where I lie in between than she ever has in her entire life beforehand. She is stuck in my transgender genjutsu.

Now the customer is always Wrong, because even if her little game of pronoun roulette happens to land in her favour she still stood there for a fucking minute mouth agape, fully admitting that whatever I’ve got going on beneath my jeans is Far beyond her comprehension.

If I’m going to be stuck in this capitalist nightmare for all eternity then every unsuspecting mother who comes in to buy a Roblox card is going to have to suffer through a gender identity crisis with me. /END ID]

[lordmeowdemort]

Tag yourself I’m 5

[weaverdev]

Made a quick breakdown of the GeccTecc™

[the-bubble-jesus]

cube

[argumate]

give him the cube

[fluorescentbrains]

i think popular media culture is poisoned in the following ways:

if you like something, people will make fun of you because you have admitted to experiencing a sincere emotion. this makes people defensive about what they like.

if you don’t like something, people will take your opinion personally and attack you. this makes people feel like they have to have a very good reason to dislike something.

people reach for reasons to like vs dislike things that are serious and often politically relevant so they can defend themselves from other opinion-havers.

these positions mutually reinforce each other until it is assumed that any declaration of liking or disliking something is both personally and politically relevant by default.

i am forced to look at this every time one of my fandom posts blows up.

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

This is not a new one {it’s from 06/19/2020} but honestly? Same.

[oneawkwardcookie]

[image description: video of a man in boxers, pouring coffee into a cup as he says, “Everyone’s talking about top energy this, bottom energy that.”

He slams down the coffee pot and mug on the counter, and flails his hands as he talks. “I just want energy: top, bottom, east, west, shoulders, knees and toes.” He slams his palms on the counter, and says “I don’t give a damn. I’m just tired.”

/end ID]