Mushroom soup for the soul

Got terminated, came back ## Dav / Rome / 25ish yrs old ## My poems: https://mushroom--soup.tumblr.com/tagged/poetry

[koholint]

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[pangur-and-grim]

okay sorry, I'll pay attention to you

[adastrabbit]

had to block a new follower today so im seperating the wheat from the chaff immediately by making my position EXTREMELY CLEAR

[monstyra]

delicious in dungeon :3c

available as a print in my new shop!

[targetedknowledge]

[siphoneuphore]

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

[greenflowerceo]

some isas and some frins. my isafrin doodles.......... with a dash of odile.

[marrowfield]

time is short, don’t waste a minute

[churroach]

I need season 2 NOW

[1five1two]

Natural Spring on Mt. Fuji, Japan. Takeshi Kimura.

[bestbandname]

Round 3:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 7

Note that this is about band names not their music or members.

[bestbandname]

Tie break poll:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 27

[bestbandname]

Take 3

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onApr 8

[bestbandname]

I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[isaactea]

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

It's very rare when I say lol that something actually makes me laugh out loud you know… But this Fucking video actually had me cackling

[nuclearfeels]

HE STRAIGHT UP TRIED TO SACRIFICE THE GREMLIN CHILD TO THE PIT

[tomb-of-madeline]

Stories of Elf World

[adz]

everyone in halo reactions when i come out to them

master chief: hm. glad you told me, soldier. knowing yourself is important when you’re fighting a complex enemy like the covenant.

cortana: interesting… yes, i see your brain chemistry is a bit… different. i’ll keep this in mind for the future. i can’t wait to explore this further with you!

sergeant johnson: heh, so you’re a girl? well, you won’t get any argument from me. long as you keep watching my back, i’ll watch yours.

dr halsey: you’re transsexual? how could you think of yourself at a time like this? we need to keep our attention on the only thing that matters: saving the human race. additionally, you should be aware that J.K. Rowling is a close personal friend of mine

grunt: huohahaha! send pictures of your gock and gballs to my grunt phone

[wander-in-arda]

And the Arbiter?

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

arbiter comes from a warrior culture that likely venerates transsexuals for religious purposes and would immediately become protective and deferential to your wisdom. wants to hit but doesn’t know how to ask respectfully

[wander-in-arda]

I'm cis, so I'm sitting and learning, sis.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

actually that’s what the arbiter would say

[aiden-morse]

“If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.”

[deeptalkswithmonica]

cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink