Jordie

I'm 22 from London. I'm a writer and a DJ I like Girls and food.

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I’ve missed tumblr.

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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I've never seen a more "me" meme than this.

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Today is my 23rd birthday

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I remember in year 9 I did the maths challenge and I won a silver award. I don't think I've achieved much else since then.

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Finally hit level 22 on Pokemon and I've never been so proud of myself.

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When you want to tell your soon-to-be new housemate to have a good time in Paris. And you want to use the French flag emoji to visualise that. But you can’t remember what the French flag looks like.

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Some people put more effort and source links in their tumblr responses than I ever did in any university essay.

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I wish my ability to remember the URLs and usernames of the people I regularly stalk online would transfer over into the rest of my life.

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Why are plants so damn expensive? Where can I buy cheap plants in London?

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This week has involved food, wine, dogs and girl interrupted

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Why do people spit on the floor???????????? It's absolutely the most disgusting thing.

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I always worry when I start texting a new friend that they won’t be on the same texting wave length as me.

I’m the kind of person who will randomly text you parts of my day and has no shame in continuing a text conversation even when the other person hasn’t replied.

Some people can’t handle that and it’s a shame :(

[anorakbaby]

honestly can u think of anything more satisfying than being nine years old and it’s the weekend and your mam has bought u a new jacqueline wilson book and u get to sit home and read it all day in your bang on the door bean bag chair

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It's been 3 minutes since the "can I ask you a question" question was asked and no question has been asked yet. Safe to say I am shitting myself.

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His birthday presents have started to arrive and like any good mother, I've opened them all and let him wear//play with them early. (I will re wrap them for the day)

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So glad me n my bestie are on the same wavelength