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I’ve said it before and will say it again, but the world needs more Sound of Music AUs.
do u mean the au where terrible nun monk sidney crosby is sent to magnitogorsk to be the nanny for col. malkin’s children and they slowly fall in love and then have to run away from russia under cover of darkness during the hockey championships the children are playing in finland
bc i would read that au
Yes, yes. The colonel has to learn to love again (and not marry the horrible Baron who is rich and far more glamorous than that monk but who wants to send the children away to a school where there isn’t even a hockey team).
Sad Col. Malkin has barely picked up a stick since he was widowed, does the youngest even remember that Papa can play and how he smiled when he did?
ARE WE TALKING about Sidney Crosby, who is serious about his relationship to God, really Revered Father Mario, he is! But the ice just calls to him, and it was only a short skate he really did think he could make it back in time for evening prayers!
Are we talking about Col. Malkins 7 children and how scared they are to love, to play, until their new manny Sidney Crosby opens their hearts and takes them skating?!
And Sid is trying to explain the difficult and well, intimate relationship between a hockey player and the boards, but not really getting it across when. Col. Malkin steps on the ice for the first time in years and holds Sid to them?!
How great it is that Col. Malkin has enough children for an entire hockey team! Sidney Crosby knows exactly what to do with these children! He takes them to the pond and teaches them hockey and it’s going so well until Col. Malkin comes along and breaks the sticks over his knee with no explanation. (Sid learns later that Col. Malkin’s first love died by falling through thin ice while playing pond hockey.)
It hurts Sid in his heart that the children sometimes don’t seem to be able to just let go and let themselves play for the fun of it. The colonel has such sad eyes but Sid is sure, absolutely (almost absolutely) sure that he can see flashes or warmth and humour in them. He thinks about what he would look like when he smiles. Very handsome, some small, not very monklike part of his mind says.
Thinking that the children would play more happily with the proper clothes, Sid uses his meager sewing skills to fashion hockey sweaters out of the garish gold and black curtains in the spare room that is being redecorated. They’re not perfect, but they are a bit cheerful.
7/19/15 Blackhawks Fan Convention 2015: o(╥﹏╥)o
#no but fuck this I really feel this#the way the Blackhawks media ‘sells’ Andy is a lot about basically having the team be mean to him#and then asking him to try and react nicely to that#and I guess they think that would be endearing? to people?#and don’t get me wrong blah blah talkative blah blah#but I actually suspect that for many reasons this is less of a joke and more of a 'joke’ you know?#like the Blackhawks–team or management or some combo of both–really have no idea what to do with Shaw#and so he’s sorta this outsider#sometimes annoying#sometimes really nice#and that’s definitely personality based I am sure#(and uh ADHD-based if I am going to fully embrace my feelings here)#and probably a little class based#and it’s a bummer#and I could go on about this but this is LONG ENOUGH frankly#(it wasn’t like this on the IceHogs I yell into the distance) (via thecoggs)
safe deceleration [Gay Porn Hard ficlet, Kane/Shaw]
[So I wrote most of this for Gay Porn Hard, took a nap before editing and posting, and then did not wake up in time to post it pre-game. I blame finance tutorials. But posting now anyway, because porn/hockey. Post Game 6]
Andrew’s not sure he ever wants to be the kind of bored where hockey like this gets to feel normal. On the other hand, he’s been feeling kind of like his blood’s been replaced by Red Bull, or electricity, and it’s been going on pretty much since the first overtime in the first Nashville game, so he’s sort of worried this might be how he dies.
He’s been exiled to his room alone because apparently Saader is either much more chill or much more tired, and didn’t want to talk to him any more until at least seven a.m.
Andrew’s walking up and down his hotel room, listening to the woman on the television talk about mutual funds but not getting any closer to sleep. There’s a knock on his door and he detours in his pass across the room to answer it, ready to tell whoever it is that he doesn’t need to sleep just because they are. He’s not a kid and he knows his own body.
Kaner pushes him back into the room, one hand on Andrew’s chest. “Wind down.”
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It seemed like it would be an injustice to let the best of the Jamie Benn Twitter Roast fall victim to the internet’s short attention span, so I capped the best tweets to come across my timeline and have placed them below the cut for posterity.
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Kane/Toews 41. “You did all of this for me?” :)
41. “You did all of this for me?”
Jon uses his left hand to unlock the door, holding tight to Kane’s upper arm with his other. A door slams shuts further down the corridor. They can hear the TV on in the room behind them badly covering the sound of a couple loudly fucking.
Kane lets out a low whistle between his teeth. “Lovely place, you’ve taken me to. I see what you want now.” He waggles his eyebrows at Jon and fakes a moan.
“Shut up,” Jon says, and gives Kane a rough shove into the room. He stumbles, but rights himself quickly, grinning at Jon over his shoulder like he got one over him.
Jon deadbolts the door behind them.
“Oh, would you look at that,” Kane says, looking around the room with wide eyes and a hand on his chest, before turning back to Jon. He flutters his eyelashes. “Jonathan, you did all this for me?”
The room is a fucking dump. Small double bed with a threadbare duvet, old smelly carpet and stained curtains. The wallpaper is faded and ripping in places, the moulding yellowed and dusty, there’s a small table by the window with two metal chairs. The whole place smells like mildew and sweat.
“Only for you, honey,” Jon says, shoving Kane in the chest so he can pass, drop the grocery bag on the dirty counter beside the microwave.
He busies himself filling the cup noodles with water in the small bathroom–cracked and rusty mirror, dirty toilet, but no window and that’s good–and when he comes out, Kane’s on his back on the bed, wiggling into the mattress.
“That’s the stuff,” he says, eyes closed. Jon doesn’t comment, just puts the noodles in the microwave, then settles himself in one of the chair.
He’s got a good view of the parking lot, wet and dark and shiny with the neon lights of the motel’s sign reflected over it. It’s a good spot. When the microwave dings, he stands up, gets the noodles out, sticking a plastic fork in both, then drops one of them on the bedside table. Kane doesn’t react.
Jon rolls his eyes even though Kane can’t see him, turns on the bedside lamp and goes to turn off the flickering overhead light. He takes off his jacket, drops his gun on the table beside his noodles, then sits back down to look at the parking lot.
He’s halfway done with his noodles when Kane speaks. “You should just leave me,” he says, voice uncharacteristically serious, and when Jon looks over at him, he can see Kane staring at the ceiling.
Jon snorts. “Not gonna happen, buddy.”
Kane shakes his head. “They’re gonna find me. They–there’s no helping that.”
“They’re not–”
“No, not–” Kane interrupts. “Not them. Who the fuck cares about them. I mean, the–” He waves a hand in the air, “others.”
Jon slowly puts his fork down, left hand covering his gun. “Who?”
“They’re gonna find me,” Kane says, raising himself on his elbows to look at Jon. The light from the lamp makes him look young and ugly and sad. “And they’re gonna kill me and everyone who stands in their way. That’s you, by the way, and–” His mouth twists. “And you’re a good man, Toews. You don’t deserve to die like that. Not for this shit. Not for me.”
Jon stares at him. For the first time since this thing started he sees fear on Kane’s face, and for a moment he feels it too, something heavy and dark in his chest. Only for a moment, before he shakes it off. Just one more of Kane’s trick.
He picks up his fork again. “Eat your fucking noodles,” he says, turning back to the window, the black night, the flashing ‘no vacancy’ pink neon light.
“I’ve definitely watched them quite a bit this playoffs” – Jonny on Tampa Bay
SOMEONE PLS FIC WHERE ALL JONNY WANTS TO DO IS CUDDLE AND MAYBE MAKE OUT A LITTLE BUT KANER’S WATCHING THE GAME ALL, YEAH IN A SEC, BABE, I JUST WANNA SEE THIS.
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“Kaner,” Jonny says, amused.
“Yeah,” Kaner answers after a beat, eyes tracking the puck. “Ohh, fuck, that was a good hit.”
“Kaner,” Jonny tries again, for the millionth time.
“What,” Kaner says, hand reaching out blindly to slide across Jonny’s back and rest at his hip, pulling him in close.
"Tryin’ to kiss you here,” Jonny says.
“Who’s stoppin’ you?” Kaner asks, half-tilting his head, eyes still on the screen. Jonny snorts. He’s a sucker, and goes in for the kiss anyway, a lopsided one that hits the corner of his mouth. Jonny’s content for awhile to do that, with the added weirdness of Kaner’s beard against his skin, and then he bites Kaner’s lip.
“Ow, fuck, what was that for,” Kaner complains, squeezing Jonny’s hip.
“Whatever,” Jonny says, and settles back to watch. “Ha, he just missed that one.” Kaner snorts in agreement.
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6/3/15 SCF Game 1 Blackhawks @ Lightning: Kane & Toews are in the building [X]
ninjaboots: #they look like they’re part of someone’s security detail #whose security detail you ask? #i do not know #perhaps there is a state visit between american and canadian royalty #everyone knows that a diplomatic marriage is being negotiated #so jonny and patrick are forced to work together #coordinating details for their respective charges #they’re both quietly (and sometimes not-so-quietly) horrified at the thought that they’ll have to work together for the rest of their career #their security styles do not precisely mesh #they’re both determined to be named head of joint security once the marriage is officially sorted out #jonny isn’t going to be taking orders from this little shit #even if he does have the quickest deftest hands on a gun he’s ever seen #patrick just thinks jonathan toews has clearly been allowed to get his own way far too often #he is not going to just fall in line no matter how much he fumes #they’re both set to the challenge of winning the post #and then prince sidney elopes to fucking russia #patrick and jonny have time for one shared stare of mutual stunned astonishment before the shit hits the fan #and before either of them quite knows what’s happening #the marriage is off and jonny’s being packed off back to canada #life returns to normal #which is–great #obviously #it’s so great #… patrick is so fucking bored
rough translation: “Gatineau native Daniel Briere is set to announce his retirement on July 2nd. After Gatineau native Danny Briere retires, we shouldn’t be surprised to see him join the Flyers organization.”
May 30 2015 / celly and a smile
Kaner following Jonny with his eyes and laughing at his little face
shadows-of-phantoms: #aw #i love the way they hug #so tightly #because if they don’t q will split them up again probably
a-mickey-mouse-organization: LOOK AT THE SECOND ONE, EAT HIM PATRICK, ALSO, PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW JONNY BYPASSED DUNCS, TO SHARE THAT TWIRL HUG WITH PATRICK, SURPRISE SURPRISE, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE,
Did he really bypass Keith for his very own special Kaner hug? Color me not surprised. Maybe then at the press conference afterward when Keith made a comment about Kane&Toews and then commented “don’t wanna lump them together” he was throwing some subtle teasing at Toews. I mean, I figured that line had some history behind it that we don’t know about, but it would be pretty funny if he was teasing Toews about how Toews always lumps them both together, including their mini-cellies before the whole group joins them.
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#i seriously#seriously#love his whole#i got shit to do but i see you#thing#as aggressive as it sometimes is#it is very#idk#generous and inclusive#and it gives me many captain emotions#hockey
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warnings: feminization, crossdressing. this fic is very heavy on the feminization (though everything is fully consensual), proceed with caution if you are not comfortable with that.
That goal though.
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Round 3, Game 5 5/25/15: Kane and Toews maybe planning how to score a goal maybe, please maybe?
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