Without me

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[basketballhoopshowerhead]

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

[jhfkfghfgughu-deactivated201712]

better WATCH OUT ! this kitty...has Claws...

:3c >:3€

[elidaddyy]

Young man

[5forluck]

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

[onefuckinghundred]

[volcainist]

[with-practice]

When you can still smell his colon from last night on your pillow.

[thebootydiaries]

bye im never commenting on my friends’ selfies again 

[cutbu]

[cutbu]

[cringe-for-days]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

[evrythingwasblue-deactivated201]

I’m the one in the group chat who reads everything but never replies

[skooma-puma]

I’m the one in the group chat that messages all the time and never gets replies

[5forluck]

Things I imagine the signs frequently think

Aries: life is so great man but rn I want to punch you in the face

Taurus: no I will not change my opinion so go away

Gemini: I'm cooler than you so chill tf out

Cancer: WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME

Leo: you know who rocks? Me. You know who I hate? Me.

Virgo: what is happening

Libra: you want to be me I know it's okay you're not the only one

Scorpio: go away. For real.

Sagittarius: if you're not smart then don't talk to me

Capricorn: okay but how do I take over mankind

Aquarius: why are people so dumb can you just stop it

Pisces: huh

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

i found ur cake

[talesoftextposts]

[mr-no-fairy-deactivated20190722]

MY BALLOONS CAME IN

[queeranne]

I NEED THEM