The Older We Get The Better We Used To Be.

~hello there. Montreal. 24. ❤️

[coffeeandwifiarecool-blog]

[abduction]

[nectarinejam]

[danger]

[witchbltch-deactivated20240101]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[monarobot]

Relatable today

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[teathattast]

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

I NEED THIS LEVEL OF SOUL NOURISHMENT

[borotebis-deactivated20160126]

[gaws]

[waltprincesse]

pocahontas’ hair being extra: CGI edition

[forever90s]

[trapcard]

this is how you become gay

[hungrybuttmom420-blog]

this photo could not be more accurate

[adirabennett]

[voiddoggy-deactivated20150304]

god shinji he said he wanted to have some tea not suck your dick

[fridayyythe13th]

[aizea]

[quotemadness]

“Some people go through life searching and never find their soul mates. They never do. You and I did, we just happened to have them for a shorter period of time than we hoped for. It’s sad, but it’s life.”

— Cecelia Ahern