Maya

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[5m-ay-a]

Intro Post

Hi!

My name's Maya

I mostly reblog stuff that I'm interested in or stuff that I think other people should see

and when I do post it's mostly rambles

Pronoun page :P

[weewoo911]

Loads of Hollanov fics have them getting walked in on while making out etc which is great

But I’d love a fic where one or both of Shane’s parents drop by the cottage for phone charger/laundry pod reasons and find Shane snuggled on the couch fast asleep on Ilya’s chest and that’s how they find out

They’re dressed in soft casual clothes, sleeping like the dead and wrapped around each other like vines and Ilya’s hand is in Shane’s hair and Shane looks so so comfortable and relaxed

Meanwhile his parents are staring slack-jawed at the sight of their son using his archenemy the Russian Rage Machine as a teddybear/pillow

[c24c24]

Big fan of the idea that centaurs Shane and Ilya are a devastating duo when it comes to chirping players they don’t like. Some homophobe from Toronto says their marriage isn’t real, so Shane gives a scathing review of faults the player didn’t even know he had, while Ilya is like this is why your wife left you and you can only see your kids every other weekend and some holidays. Bet last Christmas was lonely, huh? The rest of the centaurs are like ???? how tf do you even know that??? Troy Barrett sheds a single tear of joy knowing that he never has to play against them again. Next time they play Toronto that player won’t look them in the eye.

[anime-writing-everything]

I think the funniest thing Rachel Reid could do in Unrivaled is reveal to us (and more specifically Ilya) that Hayden has been invited to the All star games and other big events the entire time and just quietly pays the fine to not go because he wants to spend those times off with his family instead of competing. But also he’s never told Jackie or Shane this: Jackie because she might feel bad he’s missing out on this big thing, and Shane because the man will MURDER him if he finds out.

[argillaforma]

i love when certain very specific things just gets accepted in fandom as if they’re actually canon and everyone just agrees that yes ilya is addicted to phone games and he spends too much money on candy crush and cliff marleau is a little bit bisexual (or ilya-sexual) and very unaware of it and also the biggest himbo you’ll ever meet and of course shane invents sex acts out of his own beautiful mind

[s-darling-art]

Challengers when you lift a rock

Chikawa under cut

[s-darling-art]

Challengers when you lift a rock

Chikawa under cut

[jewelcoatfish]

a hollanov video goes viral and it’s filmed by a pedestrian where shane was carrying two grocery bags while ilya walked behind him trying to grab one of the bags but shane kept moving it out of his grasp and they appeared to have a very heated argument. and then suddenly shane moved one bag to the other hand and grabbed ilya’s hand and dragged him along. they appeared to still be arguing but ilya had stopped trying to steal one of the grocery bags.

anyway the internet was cackling tf up and calling ilya shane’s princess and making memes about his grabby hands. ilya’s pouting to shane about it, who kisses his pout and says, “well everyone knows you have a husband who spoils you and takes care of you, is that so bad?” and ilya begrudgingly says “no, it is not.” “okay then.”

[chubby-cry-baby]

shane and ilya definitely caused some divorces; "I need someone who looks at me like shane and ilya look at eachother" "idk I get annoyed by my husband but shane and ilya spend 24 hours together A DAY and still want more" "ilya showed me the car shane bought for him and how he had to bid for it and restore it and drive 4 hours to get it and I dont remember the last time my husband bought me anything" "my wife just gets annoyed when I talk about hockey and yes i know it's my job but it's my life! hollander and rozanov watch tape together literally holding hands and she won't even come to games" "he never knows what I'm talking about or want and I have to spell out EVERYTHING and once I saw shane and ilya talk telepathically!!!! they didn't even say anything but they knew and I really want that"

they're horrified when someone tells them, "yeah things weren't so great and then we saw you two together and realized we never had that"

[frontmansdefender]

[haveyouheardof70dollars]

my official pitch for the cliff marleau x jj bouziau fake dating au: it's the season after scott hunter came out, and things are lowkey not going great. Unrelatedly, JJ, Cliff, and Hayden have formed the super-secret-bros-club of people who have all successfully identified that shane and ilya are in love but have NOT successfully identified that they are and have been fucking for the past ten years. There's a BOS/MTL game the same night the Admirals play Toronto, and when JJ gets off the ice at the end of the game, it's to learn that Scott Hunter is on indefinite IR after an illegal and pretty obviously targeting check in the second period. So now JJ's thinking about how, if things are this bad for Scott Hunter, white vet captain in new fucking york, dating a white american smoothie boy who can play the part of a wag as well as he needs to -- Scott Hunter, who doesn't have to face down the metros locker room, who isn't in love with his rival -- what is going to happen to Shane?

And he says as much, when Cliff corners him outside the arena to talk about the next stages of The Plan For Getting Our Boys To Talk About It. But he's upset, and he's just played a whole game, and so he breaks off just before he can say "what is going to happen to shane." because he doesn't need to say it; cliff knows who he's talking about.

But it gets caught on video, and twitter loses its fucking mind.

[redstonedust]

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[man-offical]

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

[themonthguy]

1. A nice apple

2. Crashed at 21:30, but i woke up multiple times during the night

3. 4:10 am and i started doing homework

4. NO

5. ofc i do i have one big teddy, then one small teddy, then my first plushie ever which should be a dragon but looks more like a donkey so we called it "ciucciodrago" (ciuccio is dialect for asino which is donkey) then an autism creature i made, two kitties i made, harethur Lester which i also made and then a hermit crab my mother gifted to me

6. genderfluid and agender you guys rock

7. purple which is ironic since my fav is yellow

Open tagsss

[izzynstuffz]

hello i think we chill so i shall reblog..

salami and cracker

11:30? i think?

probably 6:30…

yes… when i am sleepy ….

yuh huh!! i have a big mushroom plushie and an amorphous batman blob that i cuddle

women (basic (im a dyke)) but also! genderqueer!

probablly neon orange….. but i like most colors!

TAGS @clownfish-casino @misty-zzz @choppedliver12 @bellefromhelle (i miss you bro) @cecilsrandomeverything @doveofthejay boom!!!!

[clownfish-casino]

Hellooooo

granola bar 🥰

I DON'T KNOW maybe like... 12:45-1:00... I was tired

ooughh like. 9:00 (eight full hours of sleep !!!!! this is so rare for me)

YES ::(

YEAH I have three on my bed rn 🥰 duck (matching with my best friend), corgi Thing (qlsooo from her) and this freaky long cat thing from my other friend, her name is Debby

dunnoo if they have specific names for specific sets of neopronouns but ? neopromouns usersss ooo... I rememeber seeing big long comprehensive lists of neopronouns and thinking they were so epic

y'know the color of those butter or snot flavored jellybeans. ickkyy color and icky candy I do not like

@hauntieannes @entity-system @howardisawkwardlyexisting @jadealaide anndd anyone else I am not great at remebering usernames

[howardlyexisting]

Small bag of Famous Amos cookies

Not a DAMN clue

Probably an hour go or less

Sometimes but most of the time absolutely not.

Well there’s: Willoughby the Buffalo, Mimikyu, A white cat with pink wings that @featured-the-creature gave me, a plush dog that looks like and is named after my childhood dog: Stryker, Luffy and two Laboons (one big and one small) that mom crocheted, and a couple of others I can’t remember rn

I quite enjoy the people who looked at gender and said: “No thanks” like Agender, Nonbinary, Voidgender, etc.

Uhhhhh I’m not sure I actually quite like most colours… But if I had to pick then like the colour of cat puke, yk? That dull greenish-yellowish shit.

@thetravelingfrogwizard, @featured-the-creature, @ramdomassaccountname, @blinddetective, @churchedcannibal, @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman + the ones who scroll now past this post (open tags)

[thetravelingfrogwizard]

1. A creamsicle i believe

2. Around 1:09 am

3. First 4:23, then around 9-10:00

4. Yes a lot actually

5. Yes! Usually a frog i named Muriel :3

6. Good question i have no idea

7. Anything neon that does NOT need to be neon

@ilikegarlicbread1673 @robination @akirazb @theindescribable1 @ryderthequeerious @queerbookbitch and anyone else :D

[queerbookbitch]

ice cream!

2. like 11:00

3. 8:45

4. no, not particularly

5. yes, obviously. I sleep with a dinosaur also named muriel

6. people with xenogenders are cool. though being agender is also a vibe

7. beige

open tags

[glassesghosties]

last ate french toast

went to sleep at 3:30 am

woke up at 9:30am

it varies

yes many

honestly cloudgender and colourgender. But the thing is im genderfluid so sometimes those are mine. There are no genders that are not occasionally mine.

orange. I quite emphatically dislike orange

@myphycopharmacologist @ink-stained-ambition @hyyl18 + open tags!

[hyyl18]

pizzas. Lots of pizzas

.

Omg idk but early it was 21h33 i think or 9h33pm

.

8am

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Yeah sometimes. Depends. Dunno

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YES YES YES

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i love all the colors tbh bro

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Omg my fav gender is gender fluid cuz what do u mean u can be everything bro thats amazing asf

Thanks for the tag

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @bardosomethinglikethat + all my mooties pls join yall

[emotional-traffic-cone]

wasn't tagged but doing it anyways

Mac and cheese

accidently fell asleep at 11:00 pm but then woke back up and went to sleep on purpose at around 1:00 am

10:00 am ish??

only when i get really overwhelmed/fatigued lol

not usually but it's not unheard of

gender non conforming is really cool to me

that's a good question... hmmm... neon green maybe?

npt: @caffeinated-drarry @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @southerncutss @coffeestainedstars @edensolace @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @loonylara @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @sweetcreatureeternal +open tags

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

1. What the thing you last consumed?

Vegetables...

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3am😭😭😭😭😭

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

8am!!

4. Do you ever shut up?

Depends on who I'm with and context but generally nope

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

YES but I rarely hug them anymore RAHH

6. What is your favourite gender? Not your gender. Your favourite.

People who use they/them pronouns they're all so kool

7. What is your least favourite colour?

Neon lime. EW.

@everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main <- fallen icon @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian @seriouslythisisagoodname @notprongs @sirsamueloflydia @sunshine-snake @therollypolly @dexxius @ember-ladida @very-normal-tape-recorder

[sunshine-snake]

Frozen mango

2. Almost 3am, but it was a friday night

3. ... 10?

4. nope! ;3

5. Of course

6. Women <33 (and Agender & Faegender)

7. Barf.

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @phoenixrainsfire413 @multishipper33 @vickysnowpawz + anyone else /nf

[iicor]

chocolate chips :>

2. 10pm

3. 8am

4. nope!

5. yup. 17 of em.

6. people who use xenogenders are cool as FUCK. i love you.

7. neon orange :(

@wiltingtu1ips @aussiebeth @autopilotangel @vickysnowpawz @coppperrrcoinnnn @aries0nmars @manesetgalaxies @maedaeeee @mars2moons @moon-storm @kitab00m101 + open tags!

[aries0nmars]

Mentos

00:30

08:50

It depends who im talking with (and about)

Yes and i have no shame

Women.

Umm like purple? But i still like purple its just that i like all the other colors more but i still love it

My tags: @maedaeeee @peskybirdonyx @strawbxrrypies @tabbykai @starryshroomx @pisceswaves @multishipper33 + open tags <3

[peskybirdonyx]

1. What the thing you last consumed?

Drumstick

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

Approx. 10 PM

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

Approx. 7 AM

4. Do you ever shut up?

No >:D

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

YES I HAVE LIKE 50 OF THEM :DDD

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

Nonbinary people and women 🫡

7. What is your least favourite colour?

Orange. I really don't like orange, but all my aunts say I look really good in orange.

@hawkflame999, @pufferishofpeace15, @randomfic, @sharktaco901, @4nt1soc1al-bl0b, @yuritadami10akayurihoshi, @merthaevelynk, @djyapyap33, @somestrangestone, @justalilgremlincreature, @iburntthenoodles, @xen-isnt-here, @mcwhoremic, @tox1ctraits, @ranchersghost, and open tags! /nf

[deltenner]

1. What the thing you last consumed?

Some rly good PG Tips black tea

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

I plead the fifth

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

7:30

4. Do you ever shut up?

no :}

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

I will sleep with stuffed animals until the day I die

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

I might be basic but I love girls (IN A VERY STRAIGHT WAY. Don’t misinterpret this please I love girls platonically they’re really cool)

7. What is your least favourite colour?

Bright orange (which a bunch of people seem to agree with)

I’m tagging freaking everyone this is fun

@bluetbluish @genderless-spiderlily @mekayk @lunar-l30 @ivysbea @phoenixrainsfire413 @strawbxrrypies @deyna-d @ashess0 @mellohithe-musicdisc @keyriingz @bi-r-a-r-a @monster-of-the-margins @butterfly-teacup @teoda-hesperides-garden @from-the-antarctic-empire and open tags! /nf

[genderless-spiderlily]

basmati rice, chicken curry and a hard boiled egg

i dont know man. 1am? 2? sleep eludes me like a jilted lover

9am? maybe 10am

i mean statistically yes

depends on the day

gender is a sociological concept and labels are less objective standards and more attempts at communicating our unique lived experience. but anyways any gender that falls out of the gender binary because i believe nonbinary people deserve more love and respect

fuck. neon colours. 100% neon colours. they give me headaches. get them away from me

@kypar1ssos @akianatora and open tags

[akianatora]

1. Cereal, no milk :( I was hungry but didn't want to make a mess

2. ...late

3. Too early and I couldn't go back to sleep :(

4. No. Btw that sentence included the word "up". You know what phrase includes the word "up"? "Blow up". You know what blew up? L'manburg. Was the question you asked a DSMP reference?

5. yeah

6. nonbinary. it's just easier to say "they"

7. Uhhh I don't have a least favorite necessarily but I find this one a little annoying: Aggressive, bold, loud, angry, merciless, eye-killing hot, bright, saturated pink. The type that's really really saturated and loud. And also technically doesn't even exist on the spectrum.

@freindthesheep

@seraphimboys

@tubbutch

@same-picture-of-benson-every-day

[seraphimboys]

1. Chocolate ice cream

2. Idk bro

3. Around 10:30am or so

4. I wish

5. Yep, got my girl Karla with me now

6. Transfems, they’re always so pretty

7. Red, it’s a poor excuse of pink

@ev1lgoob @craigburnsall @z-glitch @the-arts-of-chaos @smallblueowl @theratghost @sourpilledd @ksprbird @cryptid306 @wemmswebs @from-the-antarctic-empire

[cryptid306]

1. Cookie dough icecream

2. Like? 12am? Ish?

3. Around 9am

4. Fuck no

5. Why wouldn't I? I love Cowie

6. Butch lesbian gender

7. Beige-ish blue.

/nf tags

@theaxolotlkween @aloedadragon @tomchom @commit-vehicular-manslaughter @gipsyjr

[tomchom]

1. Pizza!!^_^ it was good<3

2. Uhhh…2 am?

3. 11 am?? Around that time

5. I HAVE TWO!! :D

6. Honestly idk..so many awesome genders…but I love some good ol transmasc swag..(yes I know that is MY gender but hey I transitioned for a reason:3)

7. Honestly idkkk….but I haaateee modern interiors so ima go with that combo of colors…ok? Ok…

@ctubgoat @gloomy-ghosty @teethkid67 @benchttrio @w3irdf0r3st @teseokapu @ghosttomzybeloved @gateaucookie @ender-rammie sorrryyy if I didn’t get all my moots lol

[gloomy-ghosty]

AUGGHHGHHHJKKL…

.1 i literally just finished eating like one of those belvita bars. it was just okay

.2 erm probably around 11? 10:55? that was the last time i remember seeing on the screen

.3 uhhh 5:30 officially but i didn’t actually fully wake up and get out of bed until 5:58

.4 yeah actually too much sometimes 😭 sorry to everyone i forget to respond to

.5 oh yes all the time. i have a bunch on my bed and one specifically that i hold.. dont have a picture though.. but she’s a very old Wild Republic African Wild Dog so..

.6 my favorite gender is women #feminist

.7 my least favorite color is like… that’s hard cause all colors can be nice in the right context. i guess Bright Bright Bright Eye Piercing Blue

now let’s see if i can remember the urls of my moots

@demoniccrowz @severeddreamz @

[demoniccrowz]

1. What the thing you last consumed? Pizza; pepperoni

2. When did you go to sleep last night? Like. 11.

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm? 9 :p have shit to do

4. Do you ever shut up? Nope 💜

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals? Yep 💜

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite. The freaking. Genderfuck or whatever. The funny one.

7. What is your least favourite colour? Fucking orange. NOT natural orange I love natural orange. FAKE orange

@enonbinary @cookie-nom-nom @tristicorde

[tristicorde]

Oooooo Thanks for the tag!

1. What the thing you last consumed? Cheese and crackers. It counts as dinner, I swear

2. When did you go to sleep last night? 10-10:30 ish?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm? 6! I got the eight hours or close to it :D

4. Do you ever shut up? Yeah! Pretty good at it, sadly

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals? *Looks at the literal mountain of pillows and blankets, then realizes that's not what you asked* nope

6. What is your favorite gender? not your gender. your favorite. Errr Idk, but I know it when I see it *wiggles eyebrows*

7. What is your least favorite color? I'd also know it when I see it, but it's a specific shade of pastel purple. Not the natural kind of purple, or the royal purple.

No pressure, as usual: @quotidian-oblivion @thesummerrtriangle @smallblueowl @periwinkle-the-11th

[periwinkle-the-11th]

thx for the tag!!

1. trailmix and powerade

2. around 3am

3. around 9am

4. only around people in not comfortable with or when i'm really tired

5. noo i do have a literal nest of pillows and blankets and my cats like curling up around me but no stuffed animals

6. juno steel's

7. either orange or red

np tags: @5m-ay-a @yeetus-feetus @freaky-always @froggyinfear @dc-dorito

[5m-ay-a]

Thank you for the tag <3

1. What the thing you last consumed

Sandwich

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

Around Midnight I think

3. When you wake up this morning?

Like 30 minutes ago so 10:20 am

4. Do you ever shut up?

No I don't. It's one of my flaws. I only shut up when someone snaps at me.

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

Yes, one. An elephant named Voja. My aunt gave him to me. It was hers first she got him in those big balloons that have gifts inside there was wine and the elephant.

6. What is your favorite gender? Not your gender. Your favorite.

Women

7. What is your least favorite color?

Fuck ass beige or neon yellow

Beige reminds me of those beige moms or those people that buy beautiful old homes and turn them into modern crap

And neon yellow is just hard to look at

(No pressure!) Tags: @fancy-rock-dove @oldhabitsdiescrming and anybody else who wants to join in!

[dumbass-writer]

I know hollanov didn’t have bachelor parties but that’s because in my heart of hearts I think they’d both

a) be too annoying separated right before their wedding

b) have a ‘no strippers’ policy that Cliff Marleau would then find a loophole in learning how to pole dance and being like suspiciously good at a lap dance seemingly off dome

[5m-ay-a]

https://www.tumblr.com/5m-ay-a/818943482901282816/okay-so-ive-been-reading-awesome-hollanov-fics

THISSS!! This is also how i felt when i found out the NHL-follow-tracker or wtv its called is REAL?? Ive seen it used in fics both crack and serious (like ones where shane follows rose and then ilya follows rose bc they became friends and the internet is like WHAT??!) and i was like hmm what an interesting concept… people are so creative!! Then i found out.

Like wdym an account posts whenever any of the 700+ players follow and unfollows someone?? Also i still dont quiteee know how it works (is it a bot?? How does that worrkkkk) but its a bit odd for sure (at least to me 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️)

LMAO WHAT!?

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS REAL

That's actually crazy

I honestly kind of understand it though

But yeah it is a bit odd from what I've seen in other fandoms that included other celebrities as well is that sometimes fans forget that the celebrities are human (yes fuck the rich and all that but people still have emotions)

I'm obviously not coming after anyone and I just don't interact with anyone who's like that

[alittleorchidinsideofhim]

“Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother!”

The Montreal girl in question: