Bitch Salad

I literally reblog everything

[memecenterz]

[lilcoldy]

[gennin-moved-deactivated2018043]

you wanna kiss? a fucking smooch? a godfuckingdamn peck on the lips? id be happy to oblige

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Italian mobster voice

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[softcngel-deactivated20181109]

@ everyone reading this: i hope with all my heart that you heal from whatever is causing you pain right now

[xxxwave]

[elreyputo]

[bombing]

kicked out of the club for crying again

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

Perks of dating me: we can nap constantly

[mtvshrek-blog]

when you click on a link and it opens in the same tab

[virgoassbitch]

I hate when I go out in public and other people are there too??? Like what the fuck

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

i call my look the same thing

[cacen]

I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications

[5saucetoiletpaper]

Summer vs. Winter

Summer: *Sleeps with 40 blankets, 3 heating pads, and 2 portable heaters*

Winter: *Sleeps with 41 blankets, 4 heating pads, and 3 portable heaters*

[gothhabiba]

I’m happy to announce that men can stop writing things now… I’ve reviewed the past several centuries of things written by men and I think that we as a species have enough at this point. thanks

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[12281956-deactivated20160824]

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

[crazycatladyinwaiting]