[insatity]

imagine being luke’s girlfriend and you’re at a 5sos concert and they start to perform shes kinda hot and you’re like ok here we go i know whats coming and luke sings “my girlfriends bitchin coz i always sleep in, shes always screaming where shes calling her friend, shes kinda hot though” then he glances at you, winks and changes the lyrics singing ”yeah, shes fucking hot though” and you burst out laughing which makes him grin like an idiot because he knows form just that one lyric change hes getting laid tonight 

[5sosexts-blog]

bye

[boytoynamedcalum]

We love the right band

[lovestory]

nobody can drag me down

[cliffordlrh]

i will continue to gif this so long as there is air in my lungs i’m sO

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

1d in space

louis: ok so i can help pilot the shuttle and calculate co-ordinates

liam: with peak physical abilities i can do majority of the heavy mechanical work on this ship if necessary

niall: i’m educated on the effects and strengths of anti gravity and can help with balance issues with ourselves as well as loose objects on the shuttle that could cause annoyance

harry: …one time a robot copied my movements i think that was pretty cool

[5secondsosgifs]

“Look each other in the eye and compliment each other.” 

[xanianne]

i bet

[kittenho]

calum during lose yourself (8/19)

[lamelucass-deactivated20160121]

“Apparently unibrows are coming back in”

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[savleye]

and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[savleye]

and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme

[alltimeho]

OK but harry’s hair looks so good in the beginning of dmd 

[direct-news]

@simonjonespr: Nobody can drag me down @onedirection @NASA

[chonce]

[omarmix]

Drag Me Down

[alltimeho]

I WANTED TO GO TO BED THEN THE FUCKING SHIT HEAD LOUIS TOMLINSON HAD TO DROP THE FUCKING DMD VIDEO

[harryniips]