[avatrashh]

Modern Spongebob is wild man

[penguinpatrolerarmy]

[dopeybeauty]

when people ask how long you’ve been online

[toffins-deactivated20190314]

justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave

9 year old me:

[realisenothing]

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

[jame7t]

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

this is probably the best youtube intro ever

[amoisthobo]

Lmaoooooooooooo

[amoisthobo]

I been lookin for this

[amoisthobo]

This video is gonna make me kill myself

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

The coach is showing those ladies how to walk in qipao 

[candiikismet]

The leg to the side…. ICONIC

[alexander]

[1gelato]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaTxK_mnMgz/

[fag]

*doing teacher evaluation* idk you but ive seen u around school and u seem chill hmu sometime rate: 9

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

what if your mortician was gay

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[compulsive]

[toastbutteregg]

just leaving this here to make you smile

[bikwin5]

[bonginspector]

We all do

[hobiflu-remade]

me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks

me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓

[thegoodvybe]