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chris 20 they

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[girlnephew]

[deaddolin]

wsb is so fucking funny actually

[stuckinapril]

[softwaring]

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

[lonestatus]

girl it's a single sentence

[charlottan]

need you to be not so toughies on me.

[sacred-portal]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

absolutely fucked off this milk and cereal

[relelvance]

Faggots bi af these days

[relelvance]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I admit to having a soft spot for day drinkers

[energyprison]

TSA agents are always like sir you have to take off your belt before you go through the machine. Shoes as well. Yeah and now the pants... slower... mmm yeah like that... now get those balls jiggling...

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

does anybody want to come over later to play halo and finger ourselves

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

hey

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

anybody else

[distinguishedbaloney]

[gwyoi]

[coughloop]

So tired I'm going to bed tonight

[relelvance]

Pregant* Giving birth*

[coughloop]

come on

[sharkyuwu]