â Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesnât happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo? â
â Look at me, psychological damage up to here! â
â I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! â
â Am I gay for God? You betcha. â
â Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me! â
â Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down. â
â Yeah, but we didnât come here to play with  stray dogs and trash, man. â
â Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why donât I strap on my job helmet and squeeze into a job cannon and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies?! â
â Iâm eating because Iâm very uncomfortable. â
â Iâm gonna have a really hard time if weâre both cannibals and racists. â
â I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong. â
â Everybodyâs dying, bitch. Letâs get you some fruit. â
â When Iâm dead, just throw me in the trash. â
â I will smack your face off of your face! â
â Take care of yourself⌠or whatever people say. â
â We all have cats weâd like to be playing with right now. â
â I will eat your babies, bitch! â
â Iâm relaxing, Iâm getting blackout drunk, and youâre leaving me alone. â
â Later, boners! â
â Do not call these shorts white trash! â
â If some old boner gives me attitude, Iâm gonna spit in his face. â
â I eat stickers all the time, dude! â
â Iâve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. â
â You know, you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out! â
â Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, you donât know shit about cats. â
â If you donât have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to smash your teeth into dust! â
â I can go from flaccid to erect in a momentâs notice. â
â I mean, trees? Everywhere trees?! What the hell is this place? â
â Iâll tell you whatâs not cool: crashing my car into a building, exploding a grenade inside of it, and then convincing your friends and family that youâre dead! â
â Oh my God! She just ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy! â
â Hello fellow American, this you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, Iâm hot. Taxes, theyâll be lower⌠son. The democratic vote is the right thing to do, so do. â
â I stepped in front of a bus and it missed me. I canât even get a bus to hit on me. â
â Iâm having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. â
â I donât think these dogs have masters, I think they play by their own rules. â
â I have a bleached asshole! â
â With real power comes real responsibility and I donât want to do any of that shit. I just want the money⌠and the illusion of power. â