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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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izzy's playlists!
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minecraft body language related things
- anything related to crouching. slowly going up to someone while crouching to be sneaky. spam crouching in “friend?? friend!!” crouching and looking down because you’re sad :(
- punching up in the air enthusiastically like “hey let’s go!!” punching the blocks underneath you rapidly as if moving your hands around in conversation. affectionately punching other players like you would pull someone’s ear.
- i dunno if this is just my group but full netherite players criting each other with axes and swords because it barely does any damage and it’s fun
- aggressive spinning to goof off
- almost-but-not eating something to make obnoxious noises
- that thing streamers/youtubers do when you can tell they’re staring at themselves in f5 to talk to an audience
- also, when you can TELL someone has paused to look at you in optifine zoom
- forcing yourself into swim/fly mode on land for maximum silly mode.
- waiting for someone to find where you are so you’re like. in a body of water going straight up and down with a riptide trident until they do. or just flying up and down with elytra
- getting in a boat on land and spinning in circles like “hey I’m bored let’s go”
- slowly swapping out tools either as a threat, or to dramatically reveal what item you have
- putting armor on as a threat, or taking it off as a “I’m relaxed” thing
- playing hot potato with a junk item neither player wants and chasing each other around with it
- i just think running around with a loaded crossbow out is really funny. you look like an oblivion npc
- loading up a trident throw but Not letting it go and holding it back as a threat
- rapidly flicking levers/opening chests/pressing buttons/etc to annoy the other person, especially while they’re talking
- closing a door in someone’s face
- playing a block in front of someone. they break it. you place it again. this continues for two more minutes
- jumping down at someone from a higher place like “HI I’M HERE NOW!”
- sitting in cauldrons. become soup.
- music disc dancing. moving around as much as possible for pigstep and slow crouching to cat
- being offended/sad etc and digging down a few blocks to sulk
- anything along the lines of a player taking time to make something for a joke. someone says “let’s talk” and the other busts out a crafting table and crafts a stair so they can pretend to sit
i love minecraft guys :)
hermitcraft but every time dungeon master tango is on screen sexyback by justin timberlake plays
tango’s new dungeon master skin
The villies pov is funny because despite everything, they are quite competent. They don’t realise it though, they just kinda assume they’re par for the course.
So when they are killed on their own grave, after arriving at the funeral where a large group had formed, and as skizz talks to them, the entire rest of the server slowly backs away until it’s literally just them, and they’re all blown up at the exact same time, they assume that this must be a coordinated effort. Clearly, this is a genius trap. An incredible kill. How much communication must have occurred for cleo and martyn and the cabin crew to silently slip away and into safety without any of them noticing? How clever of them to lure them forward, and onto what was clearly some elaborate trap?
After being killed, they see the entire server on one tiny little platform, gloating, and well, of course they were all in on it! It’s the reasonable, rational action: put aside their differences to take out the biggest threat - ideally killing 3 greens: after all, with a trap so clean, they probably started working on it before Pearl lost all her lives. So clever of them to then group together, forcing Pearl to come to them if she wants revenge, positioned so that any approach would be clearly visible. Pearl’s good at pvp, but against a large group, she’s forced to rely on her weaker, long distance skills.
Of course, watching the reject povs makes you realise that no, that was not what was going on. Jimmy was impulsive, and literally willing to kill everyone. Skizz almost died. The cabin crew didn’t get any tip off, but they did see Jimmy, and they got the hell out of there. Jimmy doesn’t even really understand how tnt minecarts work, and messed up multiple times. Everyone is convinced that the villies are splintering, and most of their plans were about exploiting that non-existent weakness. There was no alliance, everyone came to the platform despite the risk of being stabbed because they wanted to congratulate Jimmy. The fact that this looked intimidating was entirely accidental. There was no plan. It was just a bunch of people messing up and acting impulsively.
So gem’s out here saying the kill was incredible, grian’s analysing, and pearl is plotting, seeing some big threat that is really just sleep deprivation and overconfidence in a trench coat.
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Past life ep. 7 spoiler
Different sides of the same episode
Pearl hyping up Jimmy at the end of her episode.... I need them to team up, it'll do so much good for me
so does past life give paternity leave or
mumbo’s story about how grian made him and vicky steal an apple
Cub: Did you take anything from the Minecraft movie, Mumbo?
Mumbo: Well, [quiet laugh].
Cub: Can you say, if you did do such a thing, hypothetically?
Mumbo: There's a funny story about that, and Gem might know this. So, we were at the Minecraft movie dinner thing--no, like pre-premire lunch thing.
Scar: Oh no.
Gem: Yeah, the breakfast.
Mumbo: And there was like, Minecraft apples everywhere, like on the trees, and in baskets. And then Grian goes, 'ah, I'm gonna steal an apple.'
Gem, loudly: You're framing Grian here? [laughs]
Mumbo: No no no no no. No! Cause like, here's the thing, so Grian goes 'I'm gonna steal an apple, I have to steal an apple,' and then he picks up an apple, and then he just looks at Vicky--my girlfriend--and goes, 'aw, I don't have a bag, can you take this for me?'
[Cub laughs]
Mumbo: [laughing] So then he gave it to Vicky, and then my girlfriend had to steal the apple! So my girlfriend had to smuggle out the apple, in her bag, and then Grian has the gall after this has happened, after my girlfriend has stolen an apple on his behalf, to then want the apple back! And, no, sorry Grian, that's not happening, that apple, we've now taken the risk! We stole the apple!
Scar [overlapping]: You took the risk! You paid the toll of thievery!
Cub [overlapping]: But you have it, you stole the apple.
Mumbo: Yeah, we smuggled the apple out.
Cub: Let's go.
Mumbo: I wouldn't've stolen the apple, but Grian put it into my head and by this point it was in motion.
joel and the smallishbeans
close-ups below!
Joe Hills is a phenomenon. He's been part of hermitcraft since season 2 and he has not even 200k subscribers. He's constantly singing. Minimal editing of his videos. He's streaming with a transparent overlay of his face on the whole screen. His YouTube nor twitch make him money, it's all through PayPal tips and patronite. He's a puppet. He's besties with Cleo and they match each other's freak. He has some mad runaway skills with a triden. He's the mcyt sexyman Nr 1. I just. I'm obsessed
The fandom really ate with the Jizzie ship name, I love it
[ edit: I’ve been informed it wasn’t the fandom who came up with the ship name, but Jizzie themselves and that makes it even better ]
life series if it was awesome
Something’s off about the mayor
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