God's throne was empty when I sat upon it

Cally Fashion Designer & Cat IRL

[67-percent]

If you’re lurking my blog I see you

Welcome :) or maybe death

[67-percent]

Chat how do you stop urself from spiraling into embarrassment over seeing how old friends don’t reach out bc u have been a little too full on when they did 💀

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[67-percent]

Damn breaking up with someone sucks

no wonder I’ve never done this before

[67-percent]

I embarass myself far too much but man. Sometimes I channel some hidden nugget of confidence and have so much rizz

Helps I’m way hotter now. I love the way I look more and more every day

[67-percent]

Damn, autism mommies in Australia are big mad they might actually have to parent their children.

God forbid the government reduce the taxpayer funded financial burden of raising their iPad babies by cutting funding for individualised care so mommy can have more me-time

[stebbyfrenchguy]

[im-mender]

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[67-percent]

I think if you’re coughing and obviously sick the bus driver should legally be allowed to gun you down to prevent you getting on a busy bus

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[toskarin]

visibly clicking "ants.exe" putting on my vr headset wordlessly and full fucking throttle screaming like I'm being killed until my voice gives out an hour or so later, at which point I take off the headset and try to resume our conversation

[greater-than-the-sword]

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

[7777777awawawa7777777]

these things keep stealing ancient coins from my catacombs

[67-percent]

I am almost (?) glad you avoided talking to me about something important to our friendship for so long. You really showed me that it’s not important to you and I listened

[67-percent]

Hard work pays off I guess

[67-percent]

SHE SHOOTS, SHE SCORES. MUTUAL INTEREST BOIS

[my-dailydreams]