God's throne was empty when I sat upon it @67-percent - Tumblr Blog

If you’re lurking my blog I see you

Welcome :) or maybe death

I embarass myself far too much but man. Sometimes I channel some hidden nugget of confidence and have so much rizz

Helps I’m way hotter now. I love the way I look more and more every day

Damn, autism mommies in Australia are big mad they might actually have to parent their children.

God forbid the government reduce the taxpayer funded financial burden of raising their iPad babies by cutting funding for individualised care so mommy can have more me-time

#to the tune of billions of dollars btw. tens of billions.#during an economic period where house prices are rising faster than two full time employees on a median income can save for a deposit

stebbyfrenchguy

im-mender

64mpg

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

I think if you’re coughing and obviously sick the bus driver should legally be allowed to gun you down to prevent you getting on a busy bus

steelnail

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

toskarin

visibly clicking "ants.exe" putting on my vr headset wordlessly and full fucking throttle screaming like I'm being killed until my voice gives out an hour or so later, at which point I take off the headset and try to resume our conversation

greater-than-the-sword

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

7777777awawawa7777777

these things keep stealing ancient coins from my catacombs

I am almost (?) glad you avoided talking to me about something important to our friendship for so long. You really showed me that it’s not important to you and I listened

#possibly for the first time I probably listened