yeehaw 🤠🤘

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[xcassidy]

🌸🌸🌸

[undiagnosed-autism-things]

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

[i-am-a-moron-deactivated2020051]

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

[femur-theif]

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

PLEASE REBLOG

[velvet-flame-deactivated2021020]

In light of recent events PLEASE TALK TO ME if you’re feeling suicidal. I’ve been there. As recently as just a couple weeks ago at the time of reblogging this. I know what you’re going through. Please talk to me and other ppl like the ones reblogging this!

Askbox is open 24/7 both on and off anon and Messages are open whether we’re mutuals or not.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[cosmic-noir]

PLEASE

[dorian-mlm-deactivated20220729]

take a chance 

[scar-sploon]

Okay

[the-awkward-reblobber]

ok

[askstuff-forstella-andfriends-d]

Okie dokie I’m doing this for literally everyone!

[69hasnofriends]

If my luck doesn't get any better by this, I don't know what will...

[brotherhoot]

What is your Assassin name?

[markkris-robin-lancer-deactivat]

Bald Knife … … … I’m fine.

[riseofthealpacalypse-deactivate]

sharp turkey

[sweet-flash]

Bloody Turkey

[swiggle-muffin]

Moon turkey 😂😂😂

[blue-automne-deactivated2024062]

Flaming wing

[thank-god-its-fryeday]

Hidden Embers

[lintythehuman]

Moon tomohawk

[cc-cinnamonroll-deactivated2018]

Fallen Shadow

[bolest-kosti-deactivated2024091]

Hidden Dagger

[lemonmarshmellers-deactivated20]

Sharp Tomahawk

[thetruedoonkay-deactivated20181]

Fallen Eagle

[deadlydefender0-blog-deactivate]

Short killer i like it

[miron-kablam-ram]

Fallen Saber

[a-inky-wolf]

Inco: Red Tomahawk, Nice!

Mun: Shadow Tomahawk~

[ask-moon-light-shines3797]

Sharp moon. Legit not kidding XD

[crazy-archive-deactivated202301]

Fallen secret… I like it

[bloodinkdrop-deactivated2019031]

Bald….Sword…💧

[alpha-prime-1028]

Eye shadow, or light shadow because I use my middle name as my first

[jumpscaretactik]

E A G L E E A G L E

[blackjackxo]

Moon Eagle.

….I dig it.

[b-ept-o-pis-mol-deactivated2021]

Short turkey

I mean…..

It’s not wrong

[we-used-to-know-eachother-deact]

Eye eagle

Bald eagle

.

.

Bitch

[feathernuggetz]

Bald wing ew

[milkyway-mochi]

Red night

[kingy-blog]

Scarlet dagger

[our-exetale-oficial-deactivated]

Sun Sun ……….

[epictalesans-bruh]

Light Killer

[kawaii-fresh-sans-deactivated20]

sun blood

[ayoizvia18]

Eye wing….

[rasby]

Fallen Eagle?

Sounds cool actually

[justdaphnyuwu-deactivated202009]

Bloody Embers

Bruh :v

[the-awkward-reblobber]

Rising Night

Gotta say, I kinda like it

[askstuff-forstella-andfriends-d]

Night Eagle

To be honest, not too bad! :D 💝

[69hasnofriends]

Scarlet Vision

[awakeby-awindow]

Cowards won’t Reblog

[officialmickrock-deactivated202]

I’m in love with the great British bake off

[thesoundofawesome]

This is my personal favorite(so far)

[ironswordandstarshield]

[sissyhiyah]

I must start watching this.

[theweirdwideweb]

[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

[violent-darts]

Also that alcohol-based hand sanitizer will get that shit gone for you. That’s a super useful tip. 

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

If you don’t have hand sanitizer then you can easily make a windows simbol or something out of a swastika if you have a sharpie

This is a big problem in my country and i’m glad people are spreading this

[sciencebelongstoallofus]

Maki Naro @ The Nib

[dragonwolfcrane]

Not to mention even if vaccines DID cause autism you should STILL VACCINATE because it is actually better to be autistic than it is to be dead, crazy as it seems.

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[lotrlocked]

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

[ive-got-a-dark-side]

This is the parent I want to be omg

[marybeatriceofmodena]

I went to a nun school. 

The nuns there were like, so rad. 

It was a party organized for the end of the school year, and I was helping in the kitchen to prepare stuff with a nun and a bunch of little girls. There was one of the girls’ little brother who was there. 

There was a little girl who was carrying a bowl of tomato sauce and was going outside, but the boy was just in front of her and he slammed the door in her face. She dropped the bowl on the floor and got all messy. 

So what happened? 

The nun went outside, took the boy by the arm, and gave him an epic speech going around the lines of: “Would you treat the Virgin Mary like that, young man?” “Nnnnno…” “Then treat every girl like she’s the Virgin Mary.” Not only the boy had to apologize to the little girl, but he also had to clean up and he was put on kitchen duty for the rest of the day. 

Then another day, in catechism class (I was a in a girls’ school, mind you), the nun was there telling us: “If a guy touches you in a way you don’t like, punch him in the face. It’s not a sin against charity. On the contrary, you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.” 

So I was at my desk during class looking like this: 

[musicalhell]

Reblogging for awesome dads and kickass nuns.

[autijacen]

“you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.”

What a mood.

[bairnsidhe]

Jesus said if guys hands were causing them sin-problems, they should cut them off.  Face-punching seems like a good pre-amputation steps, to prevent it getting that far.

[lanottedellastrega]

those seem like Our kind of nuns.

[memeattic]

Offensive Sentence Starters

“I liked you better when you were dead.”

“Being stuck with you is my worst nightmare coming true.”

“A fool never knows he’s a fool.”

“Just seeing you gives me a headache.”

“Why did you do that?!”

“You just can’t do anything right.”

“You probably can’t even count past ten unless you take off your shoes.”

“I pity your friends for having to deal with you.”

“I pity your parents/family for having to deal with you.”

“It’s amazing you even have friends.”

“You suck.”

“You’re an idiot.”

“Even a kettle has more brain than you.”

“I was just wishing you wouldn’t turn up after all and screw everything up.”

“I know it’s difficult for you to understand, but I don’t have any simpler words to use.”

“Even a baby has more brain than you.”

“You are the least useful person around.”

“It’s sad how incapable you actually are.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake just leave it. There’s no way you’ll ever get it right.”

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[trapperatikea]

I want a doot doot

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

anxiety.

[genocidershodan]

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

[prettylilraindrop]

I take it you don’t have anxiety.

You can’t “just stop saying sorry”. You do something, something so little, like accidentally bump into someone. You feel horrible about it. Your brain starts panicking and you have trouble trying to breathe. You stutter an apology. They say it’s okay, but you accidentally do it again, and you apologize again. They just say “Aha, you can stop saying sorry.” And you feel horrible that you’ve probably made them angry or upset, so you mutter out an apology for the third stupid time, and they just say to stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry. 

You can’t just tell someone to stop saying you’re sorry.

[inner--utopia]

…Wow. I’m usually the one that tells people to stop saying sorry. I actually learned something on Tumblr, thanks!

[ryanhatesthis]

[bubblysun]

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

[ktkeen96-deactivated20141121]

ITS BACK

[thornskinned]

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

[lunesce]

Source

[twobearshifiving]

STOP RIGHT THERE - TUMBLR POLICE

m’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging

[tea-doctor-blog]

[geekwithtattoos]

WE SAID STOP RIGHT THERE

[perpetuallystreet]

[scarlettfangell]

That last gif, man. XD

[jennstarkid]

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

[galaxywarrioress1234]

DON’T TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER.

[red-rioter]

THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT I WANT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IN THE WORLD TO SEE IT

[serenityhayashi]

This needs to be reblogged. I couldn’t scroll past this if I tried, I got a message like that but not for me, it told me to my friend to kill them self, I was livid! I didn’t answer it because a message like that doesn’t deserve an answer but I don’t see what is so funny about telling someone to kill them selves! I really don’t! It’s sick and it’s wrong. This person though, I take my hat off to you. You taught that bully a lesson.

[dressedlikeadaydrexm]

this.

[luna-bane]

This will always be number one on the list of things that aren’t okay

[lovelyseptics]

Ho-ly shit.

[mr-white-eyes-cosplay-deactivat]

I’ll never not reblog this

[norc-ara-deactivated20160821]

If you dare scroll without reblogging this you have no soul…….. i mean you do but reblogging this wont ruin your blog……. please just spread the word.

[anon-of-the-shadows-archive-dea]

Please people don’t send anon hate your just hurting yourselves…

[all-about-drarry]

Don’t tell anyone to kill themselves. EVER.

[rouge-fox-expanded]

A PSA we shouldn’t need, but we do…because some people are fucking horrible

[freckled-words]

It does not matter what your home situation is. It does not matter where your mental health situation is. If you are HUMAN. YOU DO NOT TELL SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES.

Monsters tell people to kill themselves. Beings that deserve to be slaughtered, burned alive, or drowned, tell people to kill themselves. 

If you are someone that tells another person to kill themselves, as a cruel joke, or genuinely out of dislike of that person. Unfollow me, right this fucking instant. 

[matronofthevoid]

FUCKING THISSS^^^^^

[orokayagi]

Holy shit everyone needs to see this!

[desperatelyseekingsanity1-deact]

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

A soft no is still a no.

[5starglitch]

I’ll retweet a million times

[xxx-cat-xxx]

Can we just...

…stop pressuring each other to do things? Stop telling authors to write and artists to create. Stop telling readers to comment and tumblr users to reblog your stuff.

I’m happy when my favourite writers publish a new work. I am ecstatic when someone comments on my fics or reblogs my posts. But I don’t want anyone to do it just because they think they have to.

Dear everyone who reads this: You don’t have to do anything. Relax. Let go. Don’t stress yourself. This is a safe space.