red robin

i hate this job

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call me the puzzler the way i complete these jigsaws. im about to steal the riddler's whole schtick just you wait

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This one is for you Tim.

[69millionphotosofbatman]

sometimes you have a weeks long depressive episode and alllllll of a sudden its "you need these blood tests" and "you need to put the case files away and rest" and "what the fuck happened to your spleen" cant a guy ideate some suicide in peace

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i fucking hate king k rool super smash brothers ultimate. i hate him i hate him i hate him. i hate when he uses that stupid fucking cannonball and then sucks you in and then just fucking up attacks you and you cant recover and then everyone laughs at you they go "haha you fucking suck replacement" and you have to fight the urge to commit fratricide

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was doing a hear me out cake with spoiler and i lied blatantly for all of them Except One and no one will ever know which. they were all awful.

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just ate at red robin... i wanted to be mad so bad but lowkey the food was fire at times. burger was actually juicy. still not nearly as good as batburger tho

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forced family bonding time!! walmart didnt have an actual gingerbread house so we got a train and improvved. red hood skipped so we killed him 😊

anywho gingerbread batcave... #whatthescallop

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just took a "which batfam member are you" quiz (for the bit) but it took a sinister unforseen turn. i did not get myself. but instead. batman himself. like, excuse me? i am not THAT emotionally constipated yet, thanks ! you people just dont understand me i have a level of whimsy and fuckery he could never hope to achieve

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who the FUCK made this stupid fucking gif on discord im sick and tired of this you come out as bisexual ONCE and all of a sudden theres sparkly text in the bisexual flag colors with "the city is dangerous at night but dont worry ill keep it safe for you <3... rest well darling" overlaid across a photo of u i would NOT say that and to add insult to injury of COURSE red hood found it im never going to escape it

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was out shopping today with nightwing and red hood (unfortunate circumstances) and when we were coming back red hood fucking ditched us to get home faster. we thought he was kidnapped. he texted nightwing "bye" and that was it. disappeared behind a bus like a fucking specter. we still had some of the stuff he had bought (he was the only one who actually bought groceries). we got back and he just made fun of us for being worried. i wish he was kidnapped.