it's good to be king

i'm dylan. that's all you get.

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[standingcowrrdly]

y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real???

[fairygrasstype]

this post fucked me up

[birdmony]

[becausebirds]

[hobbit-wannabe]

snazziest:

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

[pi4nobl4ck]

[andvhol]

[babyanimalgifs]

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[neptune41]

[guy]

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

[sacred-portal]

[sixpenceee]

Super blood moon eclipse. Image Credit: Paweł Uchorczak. @sixpenceee

[illkim]

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

bees

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via wastalkingaboutmyrug)

[sixpenceee]

The Azure Blue Indoor Pool at Hearst Castle. The castle was designed by architect Julia Morgan from 1919-1947 for William Hearst. Photo credit. 

[ithelpstodream]

[daemonysh]

This is too much adorableness <3<3<3

[petermorwood]

I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.