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[6legspydeer]

A day late but I am here

So I didn't come yesterday, and I didn't get wine and... I am not good with commitments.  Anyways, I have some stuff to write about. Oh fudge it... I don't, I really don't. Damn you creativity.

So let's pull something out of arse. Today I was playing soccer with my co-workers. Being out of shape sucks. Being out of shape playing soccer sucks more. Being out of shape, playing soccer and being competitive sucks most. I was going to take it slow. Just take it easy, and OH I HAVE BALL, LET'S GO FORWARD, OMG HE TOOK A BALL AWAY FROM I AM RESPONSIBLE TO GET IT BACK... NICE- GOT IT LETS GO FORWARD...DEFENSE...and I am dying without a chance of recovery. And at times like these I got urge to start working out, but, you know doing stuff... with people... oh God... Yea, so this was my evening. And tomorrow it is going to be worse. I think the morning after is real reason to stay in shape- you decide to do something and body punishes you for it...kinda counterproductive I would say- evolution gone wrong. Until next time, buns.

[6legspydeer]

I have made my peace

So... it took me quite some but I made my peace- this blog will never get found. It took me longer than expected...oh who am I kidding... I am just lazy shitdip, and not very dedicated blogger. But since I am here, lets write some random shit.  I am currently sitting in smallest hotel room I have seen. It literary takes 3 steps to get from any point in the room to any other.  Just tried. It take literary 4 steps to get from one point to any other. Not including ceiling of course. I am not spider man, I would expect that for spider man it would take 5 steps to get between those points, unless he would have 6 legs. Hmm, how having more legs would change that count. On the one hand you would be able to cover more distance with one step (depends on the positioning of legs I suppose), on the other hand keeping balance would be tricky because of all the extra limbs. Anyways. So I am sitting here in hotel at midnight, after having spent whole day in planes or ports (air), and I have shitty internet. Let's look out of the window, maybe there is something interesting I could write about. Nop, nothing. Although I discovered that there are many windows from which I could be watched and closed the curtains, so now the place looks even smaller. And also this is not the quietest part of the city...I am writing and hoping that something amazingly creative will pop into my mind, but there is like one big blank, and small text, go to fucking bed- you slept 2 hours last night. Not the worst idea, ok I promise to come back tomorrow with some great ideas...or at least wine...I am in France after all. Cheers!

[6legspydeer]

Dissapointed.

So I spent a lot of time on that blog post regarding tags. Oh no, I just remembered that I was limited to 15 minutes to it, so not really 'a lot', but you know- time is relative. If I was traveling near speed of light those 15 minutes, the years could have passed, or more- I guess it depends on how close I would come to the speed of light...

...oh yeah disappointed- so I made this post about tags and added some super cool tags, and then I searched those tags in tumblr and I didn't find my posts. The f*? What is the point for me to even bother writing something here if people can't find it? I mean yea, true, I have been bullshitting around for most part, but if I ever made some post that could turn someones life around (like example that Nermal from Garfield is in fact a boy not a girl (boom)), and tagged is as #lifechanging, and then people would search for this #lifechanging, they would never come across my blog, because it does not appear in search...  Well, I guess I could have spent this time googling, how this tumblr stuff works, but who has time for that- I am busy being dissapointed. I may never come back after this. #crazyweirdo

[6legspydeer]

I am back...{tag talk}

...yes so fast. After yesterday I felt urge to write something more. Weird urge, given that there is nothing really to write. But I got some 14 minutes until I have to go (lol, no, not really) to bed. So I will make my best out of them. So I just noticed that there are tag section here. I guess they are used to gain popularity and find some topics you are interested in. There must be whole science behind them- something with sociology, psychology, statistics. I guess there is no limit to tags you add, right? So maybe it does not really matter, but anyways. Lets bake some shit (haven't done that since college). So you don't want your tag to be too general and too popular. I mean I could tag this blog as 'boobs' because there must be thousand people searching for boobs. On the other hand there are thousand boob posts made any given second, so my blog would get buried. Also people want to see boobs and not read about them, so as soon someone realized there was no pictures here, he/she(because everyone loves boobs) would left. Also tag that no one would ever search. Just no point. So what we want is tag that is popular among searchers, but not popular among bloggers. Hmm... If I could extract some easy statistics we could find easily find some tags for which search/blog ratio is the biggest, and use those to boost my blog popularity. Ok, my time is up, could be better for 13 minutes, but whatever, important part is I got 2 minutes to spare on writing tags. Goodnight, sweeties. P.S. I hope there is no way to know when this was written, because I spent way more time on tags. It is hard for some peopel

[6legspydeer]

how did that happen?

I just noticed that my tumblr name was spelled wrong... oh God... it is 6legspydeer not 6legspydear, I mean 6legspydear- the fuck is that? So 6 legged spy deer not 6 legged spy dear. That is it, again adding keywords, not to forget name of this blog. Well, I could write something else, but I won't because I am dedicated to going to sleep in reasonable(ish) hour. Good night, maybe some other time. Sleep tight.

[6legspydeer]

Forgetting myself

The week has passed. What has happened? Well my sleeping schedule is still a total mess. As example yesterday I fell a sleep after work at 8 and woke up in the morning at 11. Thirteen hours -not bad. And there was a day where I took a nap from 8 to 12 and then went to bed at 5... OK, this is boring right? But yea... most interesting part of the week is my sleep schedule. Not really, but I promised not talk about depressing stuff. Is mentioning depressive stuff depressing? I guess so, but future me will deal with it. And you will too, random weirdo! Anyways. I asked my colleague if she has blog. She said that she had, but she deleted it because "she didn't like her writing style". Well, I didn't know there is writing style, so I guess I should read something about blogging and writing styles, because well, we don't want for me to wake up one morning and decide to delete all this that I have worked on so hard, because of my shitty style. Well ok, to be honest I kind a don't give a rats ass about the style. And well, if future me decides that I give...Well, I am sorry for myself :) Damn it... I think I need a style after all- I am struggling to change topics. So, here is a subtle topic change- I discovered that driving in night in city is cool. I don't like driving in general- the stress to not drive into something and finding the right roads, and people...what a bunch of bastards...OK, it is fine for most time, but to drive in city traffic, you have to be a little nuts. Is it crazy to want to have a distance between you and car in front of you, so big, that if he decides to break hard, I can stop. Well, I guess that is not an option. Anyways- back to driving at night.No traffic, no... hmm.. that is about it- no traffic. It is enough for it to be cool. And of course city lights and stuff. Hard to find something to compare it to... What else is so stressful as driving? Maybe taking an exam which you know you will ace? Or hitting on a girl, which you know that she likes you? Something in those lines. Another subtle topic change. I could not find my own blog. I found it eventually, but googling or (tumblring...I guess tumblring would be word for blogging, so) searching in tumblr "spydear", didn't lead me here, so I went for 6leggedspydear, which also gave me nothing. Why am I even writing this? Well maybe if I use some keywords that I could use to search for my blog, in one of posts, I will be able to find it. Also it reminds me that I should sometime explain my current name-6legspydear (if it has changed). But I will leave it for other time. Damn it! And again it comes back to the style. Should I say good bye? I guess yes. That is only nice. Just scrolled back and saw that I didn't say hello. I have to work on it. Not to be rude... Goodnight, sweeties!

[6legspydeer]

happy new year

By fact that I am writing this on January 4th, some may think, that my new year was some what crazy… well it was not… well it some what was- taping 2 bottles to my hands was crazy. Missing many night activities because of that, wasn’t. And drinking 2 bottles of sparkling wine, well that was dumbish. Anyways- because these holidays I have been going to sleep at average 5am, going to sleep 8 in New Years, was kind a predictable, having someone to stay with me for so long wasn’t. But yea- most(all) people left before 5, so we- 2 guys - spent 3 hours listening to (singing) some good music, and enjoying the food and drinks left behind. So a little advice for people planning Edward 40hands at a party- do it at the start of party when everyone is still sober and stiff or do it when everyone is getting tired and stiff, although I see some cons there too, maybe that is reason why you don’t often see people with bottles taped to their hands.

To change a topic a little bit- I will never understand people leaving party early (while drinking ofc)- I mean if you are sober- ok, there might be a reason to leave- if you are drinking, any reason to leave can be replaced by alcohol- it is getting boring- drink, I don’t like people here- drink, I feel bad-drink…and if you follow this- you won’t be leaving party early, worst case scenario you pass out in your own vomit(never happened), and in my mind it still is better than leaving party early.

Oh yeah- I am posting this from my phone. I feel like I have written soooo much my thumb is numb..Oh well- some texting exercise. Cheers- I am out.

[6legspydeer]

The first contact

   So, I decided to create a blog. Cool, huh? Well according to tumblr there are like 200 million blogs, so I guess, not that cool. But well, why not- I got some free time and I need something to do in 2015, so why not to waste time writing blog, that none will ever read... except me. Yep, that is the answer- this is my public diary. without all that diary stuff- no crying, no depressive stuff. Just some random thoughts, that I could find interesting in future- basically I can not lose- If I read this some time in future and find it stupid- I will know that I have become smarter/cooler/hotter/succesfulier/better at English grammar, or I will just have some good read... So- Hi, future me- remember when you grew beard for 2 month and decided to create a blog- how cool were you, right ;) Otherwise if you are someone else reading this-  Write me- because I want to know how the hell you stumbled up on this shit. I think it is enough for first entry. Hmm- are there maybe some guides how to write a blog, or diary, or what the hell this is. Baby Kangaroo Spydear.