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Contagion in fiction: 🤩🤩🤩
Contagion irl: 😬
Ok, since Tumblr's lil' feefees can't handle a cis-man in lingerie, I'm splitting this bad boy in 2.
Beepnis still here tho.
a sub (without the kink) begging their dom (with the kink) to sneeze on them because they want to be covered in them
bonus points if the dom gets flustered and nervous because they’ve never been the one doing the sneezing and they forget they’re supposed to be dominant
i haven’t posted in forever but i’m so not normal about this so i’m presenting it again
character who uses sign language still getting their sentences interrupted by having to sneeze because they keep needing to wipe and pinch and rub at their itchy nose
for me, nothing hits quite like someone who's sick but like...still in a good mood? like either ignoring it or admitting they're not well but still pleasant to be around. like they sneeze and someone asks if they're ok and they just roll their eyes and say "yeah i just have a stupid fuckin cold" 🫠😳👁️👄👁️🤩
Thinking about when a person keeps sniffing bc the mess in their nose is just light enough that it won’t sniff all the way back, but just heavy enough to continue to ooze downwards.
And it is more than enough of a tickly sensation that their lack of tissues is soon to be the least of their problems
Sneezing into your scarf? Hot. Sneezing into your hands while you have gloves on? Hot. Sneezing into a plushie? Hot. Sneezing into a blanket? Hot. Sneezing into the thing that is making you sneeze? Hot. Sneezing into a pillow? Hot. Sneezing into something somebody else is holding there for you to catch your sneezes? Hot. Sneezing into the crook of your arm like you're supposed to, but it makes a huge mess of your sleeve? Hot.
HAPPY PRIDE LGBTQ+ SNZFUCKERS ILY ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
whether you’re out & proud, in the closet, questioning, or whatever, ILYSM I’m so happy you’re here!!!!!
happy pride to my fellow queer snzfuckers! i hope you all know that you’re sooo beautiful and sexy and loved, and that the world is a better place with you in it!
someone sneezing down their shirt as a last resort to try and contain the messiness of their sneeze(s) resulting in their chest getting all wet from the sneezy spray. bonus points if they wipe their nose on their shirt and it leaves a very noticeable wet spot.
i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME
THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh
also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism
“Caught the office cold, huh?”
He sniffles and gives the other man a baleful look, bringing a hand up to swipe at his runny nose.
“Ndo, I caught your cold. Snff! You gave it… Hhh! to everyone... Heht’CHHT! Hheh’TISHHuhhh!”
POV: You're my partner, and I've intentionally caught a very snzy cold just for you, as a special Val/entine's Day present.
Contains: sniffling, breathy hitching, wet snzs, tissue sounds (plucking them from a box), brief talk of cuddling/kissing, extended discussion of how I caught the cold
Note: Please remember I am not female. ✨
Happy Val/entine's Day, snzblr~ 🌹🤧❤️
A catches a cold and spends all evening teasing their long distance partner B over FaceTime with it. They get hot and heavy with the conversation, and B says they desperately wish they were together so A could share their cold. 2 days later B receives an expedited shipping package containing used tissues, a scarf, and a mug patterned with little red hearts. All of which have been graciously sneezed on by A.
hi so i am such a huge fan of your wavs your voice is so hot and your snzs are amazing. i am begging pretty pretty plz could you do a wav where you talk in detail about how you caught a cold from someone else?? thank you thank you!!!
Hi, Anon! Thank you for your kind message; I am blushing! Here's a special wav for this. I hope you like it!
POV: You sit next to me somewhere public (public transportation, in a meeting at work, etc.), and I warn you not to sit next to me because I've caught a very contagious Spring cold.
Contains: excuse me's, very wet snzs, hitching, build-ups, squishy nose sounds, stuffy talk, announcements, false starts, snzing on you
I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔
Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
Uh oh
Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding