Kisaki Headcanons
Had ISS today, so instead of doing my work, I made headcanons for this guy. 🤷♀️
★ Absolutely refuses to invest in an iPhone.
★ His mother hid everything valuable whenever Hanma came over.
★ Religious Axe spray user. He thinks it makes him smell manly.
★ Reports Takemichi's Instagram account for harassment whenever he has a bad day.
★ The kind of guy who reminds the teacher about homework, but only because he knows Takemichi didn't do it.
★ Eats dark chocolate like the psychopath he is.
★ Rude to waiters and any other fast food workers.
★ Gives the nastiest side eyes to homeless people. Would even tell them to get a job.
★ Animals HATE him, and he HATES them. Baji and Chifuyu take pure joy in this.
★ Dry texter, like so dry you can feel the attitude through the screen.
★ The kind of guy who makes a mess, and when you tell him to clean it up to make it easier for the custodian, he'll say, "It's their job."
★ Big fan of One Piece, Breaking Bad, and Law and Order.
★ Speaks English, Spanish, and Korean
★ Their school had a field day when they were little and he spent the entire time trying to show off for Hina and he thought it was working. It wasn't. She was watching Takemichi the whole time.
★Talks about how much he hates Takemichi so much that Hanma feels like he knows him personally.
★ Very pessimistic. It's enough to ruin your day, and when he sees your change in mood, he'll go on a rant about how bipolar you are.
★ He thinks he and Hina are best friends. (She only says hi to him when she sees him around.)
★ If you don't know something or understand it as well as he does, he makes it his mission to be an absolute dick about it
★ Overheard Hina say Takemichi was good at puzzles, so he decided to one-up him and be good at Rubix cubes.















