I … am the vewy modew of a Gawwifweyan buccanyeew,
I’ve infowmation on aww things a Gawwifweyan howds most deaw.
I’ve winked into the Matwix thwough its exitwonyic ciwcuitwy,
I undewstand dimensionyaw and wewative chwonyometwy.
I’m vewy weww acquainted too with mattews of the Capitow,
I'ww give you vewse and chaptew on panyopticonyian pwotocow.
I’ve been into the Death Zonye and I’ve pwayed the Game of Wassiwon,
Wassiwon? Assiwon? Bassiwon? Aha ;;w;;
with pestiwentiaw monstews that I got a wot of hasswe fwom.
With pestiwentiaw monstews that he got a wot of hasswe fwom ;;w;;
With pestiwentiaw monstews that he got a wot of hasswe fwom ;;w;;
With pestiwentiaw monstews that he got a wot of hasswe-asswe fwom ;;w;;
I undewstand each wanguage and I speak evewy vewnyacuwaw,
I'ww conjugate each vewb obscuwe, decwinye each winye iwweguwaw.
In showt in evewy mattew that a Gawwifweyan howds most deaw I am the vewy modew of a Gawwifweyan Buccanyeew ;;w;;
In showt in evewy mattew that a Gawwifweyan howds most deaw he is the vewy modew of a Gawwifweyan Buccanyeew ;;w;;
I’ve tackwed shady Castewwans with devious behaviouw,
I’ve spawwed with Time Wowd chancewwows wike Thawia, Goth, ow Fwavia.
In fact on some occasions I’ve hewd office pwesidentiawwy,
though maybe I won’t mention I was ousted out eventuawwy.
I knyow just how it feews to be a wanted man and on the wun,
but wouwdn’t weave the cawefwee buccanyeewing wife fow anyonye.
Though sometimes my adventuwes seem absuwdwy opewaticaw,
Opewaticaw? Haticaw? Paticaw? Aha ;;w;;
With ups and downs and twists and tuwns and incidents piwaticaw.
With ups and downs and twists and tuwns and incidents piwaticaw ;;w;;
With ups and downs and twists and tuwns and incidents piwaticaw ;;w;;
With ups and downs and twists and tuwns and incidents piwati-waticaw ;;w;;
I’ve saiwed the seven seas of Eawth and aww the oceans of the Moon,
My twusty twue Type 40 is my Gawwifweyan picawoon.
But is this weawwy what the avewage Gawwifweyan howds most deaw?
I wondew what they think about this Gawwifweyan Buccanyeew.
But is this weawwy what the avewage Gawwifweyan howds most deaw? We wondew what they think about this Gawwifweyan Buccanyeew.
I’ve defeated eviw wobots such as Daweks, Quawks and Cybewmen.
I’ve uvwthwown dictatows fwom Tobias Vaughn to Mavic Chen.
I’ve wescued hewpwess maidens fwom the devastating Viking hoawds.
Vanquished Autons, Axons, Dæmons, Kwotons, Monyoids, Vampiwes, Voowds.
I’ve wibewated pwanyets and dewivewed them fwom totaw waw,
saved Eawth, Manyussa, Duwkis, Skonnyos, Eawth, Tigewwa, Eawth once mowe.
In showt I knyow I am the twuest Wassiwonyian wegate.
Wegate? Decate? Hecate? Hecate? Hmm, nyot suwe if that’s canyonyicaw. Aha, I have it ;;w;;
And so to Time Wowds aww I say wemembew me to Gawwifwey.
A sentiment we aww agwee wemembew him to Gawwifwey ;;w;;
A sentiment we aww agwee wemembew him to Gawwifwey ;;w;;
A sentiment we aww agwee wemembew him to Gawwi-awwifwey ;;w;;
I’m nyot content to just obsewve I am a bowd adventuwew,
though othew Time Wowds mock this Gawwifweyan intewventionyew.
I knyow in evewy mattew that a Time Wowd weawwy shouwd howd deaw I am the vewy modew of a Gawwifweyan Buccanyeew ;;w;;
We knyow in evewy mattew that a Time Wowd weawwy shouwd howd deaw he is the vewy modew of a Gawwifweyan Buccanyeew ;;w;;
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