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I repost ALLL I like here. pfp by Catspores

[catspores]

as somebody whiter than snow, a real bleach demon, just an absolute paper impersonator, i'm sorry for jacking off to the goombas from super mario bros. as a white person that jacks off to the goombas from super mario bros i would be the first person to tell you that white people are terrible, even if they DON'T stroke their shroom to those... succulent goomba feet...

fellow white people, DO BETTER! stop jacking off to goombas! and join me in the fight to see us all as only one race, the human race!

jesus christ i'm sorry i actually made myself nauseated after reading this over what the fuck have i done i'm sorry i was making a satire post about those "erm as a white people" folks but holy shit i did too good mimickinh it i'm gonna yart

[syrenki]

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

[catspores]

kids in the cafeteria during elementary/middle school school when lunch was shit and they're bored

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

!!! that's an amazing doctor right there

[circusheart]

Never be ashamed to think you are cool or funny

[catspores]

more headmate weed art

[catspores]

she doesn't know she exists, really

[catspores]

phase 2 of easing myself back into drawing to try and work myself back up. this actively felt like i was getting eaten alive while making but i'm so happy with it ame turned out so cute

[catspores]

drew this with me and june and i can't stop saying "i just want to cough loud as fuck with you" fuck my entire life

[catspores]

thought about shaving her face and tbh. its cutes. i like it. like gordie i can't shave her it feels so wrong and unnatural and she looks naked she needs facial hair. but benrey is cute a little peeled. she can be a tiny bit peeled

[catspores]

it is me once more

[catspores]

i missed them so fucking bad ouh... quick doodle cause i missed them both

[catspores]

IT'S ME. EVERYBODY REVEL IN MY GLORY.

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

You don’t get it Hank. The government already owns Israeli spy tech that can remotely gain access to all your communications live without you having to press a phishing link or have your phone seized. But they don’t even need to go that far, that’s just if you’re already paranoid to keep most communications off the advertising-surveillance nexus we call the internet which has invaded all of life. You use signal? Classic subterfuge can enter where encryption blocks. Your face? Been catalogued millions of times in places you don’t know exist with photos you’ve never seen and Clearview and Palantir have identified you and your suspected predicted future crimes to the police within seconds of seeing your face in a Flock camera. COINTELPRO never officially ended, it merely adapted to the times. If you truly want to have a private conversation you have to go fully analog and become a guerrilla in the woods. But even that won’t be possible with soil erosion making even wild foods more difficult to grow. It’s time you wake up and understand they’ll call you a terrorist just for reading the wrong zines or being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You may as well fake a new identity and learn basic military tactics, unless you want to lose the Water Wars Hank. You want to lose the Water Wars? You won’t have any water for your family Hank! I guess your family should just dehydrate during a wet bulb temperature heatwave because you won’t get a gun and scrub any reference to your real identity off the internet. At least I’ll be taking down a few nuclear warlords with me, I’ve been preparing for this all my life.

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

[thedefinitenumerator]

freemind makes barmey watch the evil Morty episodes of rick and morty over and over again (a welcome change from the constant pirates of the Caribbean or diehard) and explains how evil morty’s got it all right… not very vaguely projecting himself onto e.m. when he is so clearly and blindly the rick

[catspores]

this is fucking terrible and you're right. yeah. i want to beat her ass so bad oh my god i hate her so much

[catspores]

she would 100% say the "to be fair, you need to have a high I.Q. to understand rick and morty" copypasta but like whether you think she is being serious or not is up to viewer interpretation

[thedefinitenumerator]

freemind makes barmey watch the evil Morty episodes of rick and morty over and over again (a welcome change from the constant pirates of the Caribbean or diehard) and explains how evil morty’s got it all right… not very vaguely projecting himself onto e.m. when he is so clearly and blindly the rick

[catspores]

this is fucking terrible and you're right. yeah. i want to beat her ass so bad oh my god i hate her so much

[catspores]

she would 100% say the "to be fair, you need to have a high I.Q. to understand rick and morty" copypasta but like whether you think she is being serious or not is up to viewer interpretation

[thedefinitenumerator]

freemind makes barmey watch the evil Morty episodes of rick and morty over and over again (a welcome change from the constant pirates of the Caribbean or diehard) and explains how evil morty’s got it all right… not very vaguely projecting himself onto e.m. when he is so clearly and blindly the rick

[catspores]

this is fucking terrible and you're right. yeah. i want to beat her ass so bad oh my god i hate her so much

[catspores]

she would 100% say the "to be fair, you need to have a high I.Q. to understand rick and morty" copypasta but like whether you think she is being serious or not is up to viewer interpretation

[thedefinitenumerator]

freemind makes barmey watch the evil Morty episodes of rick and morty over and over again (a welcome change from the constant pirates of the Caribbean or diehard) and explains how evil morty’s got it all right… not very vaguely projecting himself onto e.m. when he is so clearly and blindly the rick

[catspores]

this is fucking terrible and you're right. yeah. i want to beat her ass so bad oh my god i hate her so much

[catspores]

she would 100% say the "to be fair, you need to have a high I.Q. to understand rick and morty" copypasta but like whether you think she is being serious or not is up to viewer interpretation