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goodbye~

To those of you who still follow me, This blog (n-1rvana) is now closed.

My fics are still available via the tag #h writes bullshit so should you want to read them, they should still be searchable through that

Thanks to everyone who made the bnha community as much fun as it was~

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[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[frost-strix17]

Saying “[Insert character] is [insert headcanon] sorry I don’t make the rules” is the fastest way to ensure I won’t like your headcanon.

[droogettegal]

In case anyone was confused, here’s the gist:

“I think the character is (insert headcanon)” ✔ Okay

“This character is (insert headcanon). It’s canon, and if you don’t agree it is literally erasure and you’re a bigot. Sorry, but I don’t make the rules sweetie.” ❌ Yikes It’s okay to have your own headcanons, no one is saying that you can’t. But when you start using passive agressive tactics in order to get people to accept it and keep insisting that it’s canon, that’s when you need to simmer down.

[shrineart]

I hate that phrase so much that there’s fanart that is amazing that I don’t reblog because of that catty “sorry, I don’t make the rules” tag line attached to it. Cause it’s like “You’re art is great but that attitude is awful.”

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Jesus Christ this annoys me so much, I have no problem with when people h/c that x character is whatever race/gender/sexuality, but unless that shit is literally canon NOBODY is erasing ANYTHING by not agreeing with you

[dolphin-enthusiast]

The villains work at McDonald's and their mortal enemy (aka their respective jojo) drives up to the drive-thru to order. What do they do?

This was acc fate so I hope yall don’t mind if I combine these 2 absolutely glorious requests-

Dio:

- Ok but we can all agree that this fucker wouldn’t wanna work AT ALL, let alone work at fucking mcd. He thinks he’s above that due to simply being “too sexy to work” or whatever dumb argument he comes up with usually. So how did the almighty Dio end up here? Well because he was FORCED to work of course, since all he did was fuck around the mansion all day long and it was about time the government demanded explanations for his constant tax evasion.

- So there he was, bitterly handing yet another order to some random person until suddenly he saw a dark car pull up and surprise surprise, in it there was none other than his worst enemy: Jotaro Kujo. And to make matters worse, sitting right in the passenger’s seat was Jonathan Joestar himself. So much for a family reunion.

- Whilst Jonathan tried to keep his calm and be as polite as one could be as he ordered, Jotaro was already foaming at the mouth once he heard Dio’s PTSD inducing voice. The marine biologist tightly gripped the wheel as he hissed out his order and at this point Dio was already bracing for the impact that was soon to come. The second the pair pulled up, Jotaro’s fist collided with Dio’s face then just as fast the man grabbed the order from the vampire’s claws and quickly drove away without another single word. But hey, at least he paid for his order (at Jonathan’s insistence.) That is one thing Dio is glad for.

Kars:

- Just like Dio, Kars thinks he’s way too sexy to work and rightfully so. Because unlike the self centered vampire, Kars is indeed simply too damn sexy to work even one day in long ass his immortal life. But after the rest of the pillarmen kept complaining that they are going bankrupt, Kars too it upon himself and landed a job at your local mcd drive thru.

- U N L I K E D I O, Kars is actually pretty damn good at his job and doesn’t slack off too much. Even if he internally dreads everything he never lets it show and is always as polite as one can be, even when he deals with some rather nasty customers. Hell, me mans even got a damn raise since he’s been on his best behavior at all times. Although we must not forget how this would all come to an end the second Joseph Joestar would pull up.

- Unfortunately for Kars, that’s exactly what happened and Joseph had a straight up aneurysm the second he heard his arch nemesis’ voice come out of the speaker after he placed his order. Needless to say, Kars had to force a smile on his face as he presented the man his order. But Joseph being Joseph, he just HAD to mess with Kars a little and pull the good ol’ “yOuR nExT LinE iS-” bs until he actually paid for the order and took his leave. Either way, from now on Joseph will purposefully pull up at the drive thru where Kars works every single fucking day just to make his life a living hell.

Kira:

- Let’s just say he was so salty from losing his precious job (after they found him fucking around with a random hand that he INSISTED was a prop) that he refused to work until he completely ran out of money and was quite literally forced to land a job at fucking mcd.

- This completely threw him and his balanced quiet life completely off and the man dreaded every single day in which he was required to work. Although he still tried maintaining his professional persona and was as polite to customers as possible, he still sometimes had small anger outbursts that may or may not had influenced his paychecks. For the worst.

- As if things couldn’t get EVEN harder for the man, right as he was in the midst of one of his usual breakdowns he heard the voice of none other than Josuke fucking Higashikata ordering a big mac. It goes without saying that Josuke was just as (if not EVEN more) shocked to hear Kira’s voice respond. At this point he knew his enemy would try something dirty, so Josuke didn’t even bother to pick up his order, let alone PAY FOR IT. Quite the contrary, he full on punched Kira as the rest of his gang cheered him on, Josuke proudly taking his nephew’s example. The manager happened to see him throwing fists with Josuke and so not only did Kira end up with a broken nose, but he was also left jobless once more.

Doppio/Diavolo:

- The mafia business was getting more and more rusty after Bruno’s gang started interfering, so Diavolo was more or less required to seek a job since his income was becoming almost non existent. Yes he was the mafia boss, but not even someone in his position could escape the broke lifestyle™️.

- But as we all know, Diavolo is f e r a l and hates human interaction so he always has Doppio work for him. Poor Doppio is basically overworked at this point meanwhile Diavolo just chills in the void, waiting for the poor man to hand him his paycheck. He’s hella selfish too and never actually lets Doppio buy anything, instead choosing to get whatever his ass wants every single fucking time.

- So we can all agree that Doppio was relieved (to say the least) when Giorno & co finally found out where Diavolo was currently employed and jumped his ass in the back of mcd at 4 am. The gang gave him the beating of his life and told him that he too should work and that he should stop overworking poor little Doppio. The next morning Bruno’s gang pulled up to check if Diavolo kept his promise and oh what a sight to behold he was, wearing the mcd uniform while bitterly asking customers if they wanted anything else. Just to make his job even harder, Giorno ordered big ass meals for the entirety of the gang and it took Diavolo quite some time to prepare all of them. He will have his revenge. But first he gotta get that c o i n even if it means humiliating himself in front of his enemies.

[ovebooh]

Reblog if you support romantic same sex relationship themes and gay characters in childrens entertainment!

[anonymous-snake]

SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON

[lumity-supremacy]

[hajnarus]

jjba vines :3 inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjHSaiSZQ4s&list=LLpa3wAF1WREbWxg47FSA0zg&index=7&t=523s

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so that new chapter huh

[burnedbyshoto]

doing a face reveal??? good god ;-; —

take three because I couldn’t choose LOL

I promise i’m wearing a strapless shirt in that last one even though I look super nakey 🥺😫 but as always, thank you for everything so far and if you know me irl: we will never ever speak of this.

thank you 💕

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LYSSA YOU BEAUTIFUL QUEEN ;-;

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Hi!

so uhhh I’m in lockdown which means I’ll be able to post more!

I’m also gonna post art! follow my art instagram which is here!

Another announcement is that I am going to branch out with my writing to my other fandoms as well as bnha. So basically, I won’t be writing bnha of my own accord, however, my requests are still very much open! 

please feel free to request bnha content if you want it from me as it is now on requests only~

[hopebunnii]

THE OUTFIT

[wryyda]

he cares

[zeravmeta]

me, sobbing on David Productions doorstep: please....animate dead mans questions....or purple haze feedback....or even the jorge joestar novel...

Rohan Kishibe himself: fuck off you will listen about my FOURTH trip to the gucci store

[chained-up-taekwoon]

Ongdongie is so calm ♥ (& proud dad Ravi)

[aerifth]

earthbound crusaders

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maybe i should write for more fandoms....

[romych-desu]

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I’ve been thinking about this all day, what if Overhaul had an SO that’s almost (if not equally) a clean-freak like he is. Like, she always loves to clean in her free time and messy things just make her anxious???

A/N: I hope this is good! Totally didn’t have trouble with this…!

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-… Power couple. The two of you are on point with spring cleaning

-People can find you dusting everything in the hideout. And I mean everything.

-Kai’s glad to have someone who understands him so well. The two of you are always passing hand sanitizer and wipes to one another.

-He actually makes sure that everyone understands that messy things make you anxious, so that things remain clean and you don’t feel uncomfortable.

-You actually take the role as an assistant nurse, cleaning up everyone’s wounds and disinfecting them.

-But in your spare time, you’re walking around sweeping.

-God help the poor sap who tracks mud into the hideout, the first thing you do is attack them with a power washer.

-And you then proceed to clean the floor thoroughly.

-Kai finds it kind of amusing when you do things like that.

-Sometimes dates just mean the two of you cleaning up something while Kai puts on a movie in the background.