7urtleQueen

Krysti, ♐, INFP-T, 27, bi, witch blog is @dionysus-devotee

[dalekofchaos]

[semtitulo]

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

[mariacallous]

[flintandpyrite]

Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

[teaboot]

Hi!!! One of my parents got meningitis when I was a kid.

They were in the hospital for nearly a month, the rest of us were all placed in medical quarantine, there were several points we thought they were gonna die, and even though they survived, it was a SUPER close call and they lost about two years of memories from the ensuing brain damage.

Like… a two-uear-long cookie-cutter pocket of thoughts and memories went missing right out of their brain. It’s an inflammation of the brain that cooks it alive.

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A VACCINE.

I WILL BE GETTING IT.

[reticent-vampire]

Assad Zaman in Interview with the Vampire 2.05

[zarahartist]

Interview with the Vampire ❤️

[iwtvsource]

[kimwxller]

I am the vampire Madeleine Eparvier. And my immortal companion is Claudia. My coven is Claudia.

[dearest-darlingest]

incorrect dbh (except they're all correct to me) 📹: @theriddletrades

+ bonus meme

[iam-the-fucking-queen]

[galindawithga]

[flamesonmyface]

I think… I’m your person!

When I saw @alive-forever ask for someone to draw the meryl and goldie pic below but as broadway madhel I knew I had too… so here you go gays! eat it up. also I feel like broadway helen would do the heavy lifting so i swapped them.

(procreate sketch, 4hrs)

(thanks @alive-forever for the idea)

[godthatfeltgood]

Do not let her baby sit your children

[engarde-bitch]

[7urtlequeen]

So I was just thinking about it and Adrian Ivashkov from Vampire Academy is just what you get if you mix Stolas and Andrealphus from Helluva Boss and I will not be taking criticism

[assiraphales]

I do think it’s unfortunate that people (europeans) automatically assume that “american” style versions of foods are immediately the most bastardized version done purposefully out of lack of culture, when the reality a lot of times it’s rooted in a response of millions of poor immigrants stepping foot in a foreign land attempting to recreate beloved recipes with what few ingredients were available and affordable

[7urtlequeen]

Thinking about Lestat being really into Phantom of the Opera. You know that man would 1000% be a Phantom apologist

[ihateornithologists]

the first two letters in bdsm stand for 'being dumb'