wheres my boulder

hey guys welcome back my names sisyphus i think and has anyone seen the big rock around here? i feel like it was important to me…ugh…my head hurts…

[armandology]

i dont believe in about posts because you will find out. through study and observation.

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Im riding around on my bicycle beheading dogs and short people with my scimitar

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

after being accused of taking a large bribe from a leading manufacturer of dirigibles, the right honorable Sir Robert Budd, Baron of Dwyer took his own life in public with an elaborate pneumatic pistol, sending his whimsical hat and goggles flying

[powerburial]

Our story begins with Rockhard Lightning, a motorcycled badass out for vengeance

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[nociceptrix]

me when I become the killer

[memecatwings]

soju meme collection

[inlandwest]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[8syntheticanimal8]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

[ihatesnapchat]

listening to a song you've already heard 100000 times but this time you notice backing vocals you never heard before

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[failchild]