wheres my boulder

hey guys welcome back my names sisyphus i think and has anyone seen the big rock around here? i feel like it was important to me…ugh…my head hurts…

[armandology]

i dont believe in about posts because you will find out. through study and observation.

[luetta]

abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.

abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions

abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

[spel16]

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Im riding around on my bicycle beheading dogs and short people with my scimitar

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

after being accused of taking a large bribe from a leading manufacturer of dirigibles, the right honorable Sir Robert Budd, Baron of Dwyer took his own life in public with an elaborate pneumatic pistol, sending his whimsical hat and goggles flying

[powerburial]

Our story begins with Rockhard Lightning, a motorcycled badass out for vengeance

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[nociceptrix]

me when I become the killer

[memecatwings]

soju meme collection

[inlandwest]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[8syntheticanimal8]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

[ihatesnapchat]

listening to a song you've already heard 100000 times but this time you notice backing vocals you never heard before

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck