wheres my boulder

hey guys welcome back my names sisyphus i think and has anyone seen the big rock around here? i feel like it was important to me…ugh…my head hurts…

[armandology]

i dont believe in about posts because you will find out. through study and observation.

[sadguysontradingfloors]

I gots one phone for talkin' and I gots one phone for pointin'

[godkillerbrigade]

Careful, Odysseus. Polyphemus might be blinded, but he's still strong. Make sure he doesn't call for reinforcements, or you'll be in trouble.

[godkillerbrigade]

Sirens, huh…? If only there were a way I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Hmmm, maybe I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Maybe this rope could help… but how…?

I want to listen to their song, but if I do, I'll walk into the sea…

[godkillerbrigade]

Watch out, Odysseus. Circe's magic is stronger than you think. Press the X button when she starts charging up her pig blast, or you'll be turned into sliced ham!

[uncivilliberties]

William Shakespeare invented every goddamn word and phrase we use today and then named his son Hamnet. How many kids today are named Hamnet? Zero. Dude fucked up his biggest chance.

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[captain-price-returns]

[engygeron]

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[theehorsepusssy]

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[boringkate]

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

[herbie-cat]

my wound #mywound

[ammnontet]

hitchhiking

[marlin-finding-nemo]

Wilderness of tumblr is beautiful

[briscal]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean