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[semarys]

كنت واقف في البلكونة بعد العصر عشان الكهربا كانت قاطعة لقيت بنت بتقول بلادي بلادي لك حبي وفؤادي بصوت عالي....فناديت عليها فمسمعتش فجيت نازل لقيتها لسا بتغني سألتها اسمك ايه يا أمورة ؟اسمي رهف وانت اسمك ايه قولتلها عبدالله بعد ما سألتها انت في سنة كام وكدا ...سألتها انتي بتقولي النشيد ليه؟قالت عشان المس قالت احفظوه عشان دا نشيد مصر واللي يحبها لازم يكون حافظه ...فسألتها وانتي بتحبي مصر قالتلي بتلقائية لأ فقلتلها أومال بتحفظي ليه؟ قالتلي عشان بحب المس...قالت مصر وحشة الزبالة في كل حتة والناس علطول بتتخانق ومحدش بيحب حد والحتت اللي بيجيبوها في التلفزيون وبيضحكوا علينا ويقولوا دي مصر الناس دول كدابين...قلتلها لأ الأماكن دي موجودة بس مش لينا قالت وليه مش لقينا هوا احنا مش مصريين؟ قلتلها لأ مصريين بس حافظين النشيد.

[whenyoureallyliveinmunich]

when someone asks you how summer in munich feels like this year...

[7usfahmy-blog]

whenyoureallyliveinmunich:

AND VIENNA TOO!!

[amreldib]

كان هذا هو سؤال الصديق وائل خليل علي تويتر منذ قليل ولأن 140 حرفا ليست كافية لأي حوار هادف فها نحن هنا.

الحل يبدأ من تعريف المشكلة، والمشكلة هي عدم وجود بديل. البعض يتعجب من “تأخر” إنقلاب الجيش علي مرسي وجماعته (الذي من الواضح إنه رؤية مؤكدة لشخص مكشوف عنه الحجاب لذلك يتحدث عنه الجميع...

[cairospirit]

Maspero

[7usfahmy-blog]

Bureaucracy in the 1st World.

- Send us an email with all documents attached.

- Done.

- Send all the attached originals in the email in a post. The post is found in the 9th floor.

- Done.

- Something is wrong. You need an approval from your manager.

- Approval sent.

- Something is wrong. You need to attach a copy of the approval in the email and print it and send it by post.

-Done.

-Go to hell.

-I am already there.

[7usfahmy-blog]

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

I woke up from bed on my own. I walked around the house and returned back to my bed and slept again. I was 3.

[7usfahmy-blog]

Person 1: Hi! Can I have only one moment to speak with you about something?

Person 2:

(feeling good that at last someone breaks this social chain of individuality and loneliness... there still exist some nice people on this earth who really want to socialize for nothing) umm... yeah sure (smiling).

Person 1: Have you heared about Qnet?

[7usfahmy-blog]

"Son, so you want to know the easiest way to look at the past? Look at the stars in the skies."

Adel Fahmy (1941-2002)

[7usfahmy-blog]

If you keep asking this question without an answer probably you'll find yourself not able to answer the worse question: Where am I going?

[cartoonhangover]

[7usfahmy-blog]

Having the ability, time and energy to do this with a partner in the 21st century is not easy to get. I hate virtual social networks.

[7usfahmy-blog]

Looks like Van Diesel wants to make toktok drift in Cairo. It's said that "if you can drive in cairo, you can drive anywhere in the world." and I add : "If you learned to drive in cairo, you won't be able to drive anywhere in the world .. except UK .. not because in Egypt car drivers sit on the right.. but because... the system of driving in UK to an Egyptian is all fucked up already .. and that's the best situation for an Egyptian to excel .. in fucked up situations.. 

Back to van diesel .. have fun on el me7war bro .. 

[fyrachaos]

[7usfahmy-blog]

Then I don't sleep at night..

[7usfahmy-blog]

If you look at this picture I took during one of the landings in Cairo you'd think it's recent. However, it's taken 3 years ago in 2010 before the revolution. But that's Egypt, nothing really appears to be changed.

[7usfahmy-blog]

The common chat..

Me : Hi I am a new colleague here..

She : Hallo, Lisa.. How long have you been here?

Me: 1 month, just started but I've been here since 2010 for my masters.

She: really? do you speak german?

Me : umm, nicht so gut .. aber ja .. ich finde Englisch immer besser.. (smile)

She: WOW, DU KANNST GUT DUETSCH SPRECHEN!!

Me: umm, Well not really .. I am still learning you know..

She: AH SO, so (BLA BLA #F*FJS#$UDHF ) ?

Me : erm.. excuse me?

She: SJJF#*tFHSJ@@HIF ?

Me : (Anxiety attack) umm.. I am not sure if...

She : Nice to meet you (smile) ...

Me : you too!