poptarts are not condoms

i like cats more than people

[dulect]

me driving away from your shitty opinion

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[anxietyproblem]

[biodegrade]

[howelljenkins]

sorry if u dont think im funny but that’s not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met

[pianjeong]

come on brain yip yip

[wilwheaton]

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[37q-archive]

have you tried yelling

i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling

[hyliandude]

Twitter got me weak

[jumex]

im educated but like…im still stupit

[greelin]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

[mjwatson]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. gorgeous.

[aireina]

what do you mean i haven’t reached out to you i literally manifest you in the fake scenarios i create in my head each night before i fall asleep

[cf-rip-deactivated20170324]

[thebootydiaries]

someone: am i the only one who—

me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

[danforth]

[rawrlala31]

😂 yess my kind of jam

[eldyn]

sept 19th im homeless and need a place to stay. if anyone in oklahoma can help me out please message me. my mom might cut my phone service and bank account soon and ill be completely helpless

[eldyn]

please boost im on da supervision and will go to prison if i cant get a job and i cant get a job living in a motel

[eldyn]

im facing a year long felony sentence if i cant find a place to stay and pay my fees

[eldyn]

please boost

[eldyn]

sept 20th no leads yet please boost

[eldyn]

sept 21st still looking please boost

[eldyn]

sept 22nd still no leads please boost

[eldyn]

sept 23rd nothing yet 😔 please boost i cant handle this on my own

[eldyn]

sept 24th no leads please boost