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[qwi13]

つい買っちゃう。

[telstar-5]

🍦👖🖤

#illustration #girl

[alboardman]

050325. Infantilism.

[takeru-tenkuuji]

reiwagens

[animepopheart]

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[neviayue]

my perfect stranger | By Nevi Ayu E.

Let's go back to May 16th 1987! It's been a year since this aired and I still like it a lot and I've been planning this for a long time, thank goodness I finally finished this piece safely this May!

Maybe spoilers ahead, but here's what inside the boxes from top to bottom, left to right:

The time machine monitor and a hand scrolling through 1987 to 2021 and back.

Haejun and Yoonyoung's first meal together: Orange juice and the sweet savoury danjjan combo, twisted doughnuts dipped in soy sauce.

Chungah's red wool thread that Yeonwoo used...

A yellow marigold Haejun gave to Yoonyoung as instructed by someone from the future.

Suspicious Heesub wearing the blue cap.

Small Door, the cover of the book Soonae wrote!

봉봉다방 Bong Bong Teahouse and not ㅎㅎ다방 H H Teahouse matchbox, but the content changed?!

And the legendary red time machine driving in to the tunnel. See you!

[k-szk]

深い意味はないです…(；＞□＜) お借りした曲です！ https://www5.atwiki.jp/hmiku/pages/36978.html

[birries]

zushi and wing!

[takkyb1]

[ms-demeanor]

I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?

[ms-demeanor]

Total stranger on the phone who we’ve never spoken to before: I have power of attorney over the CEO of this corporation and we are a customer of yours. Please change the administrator password on the server to XXXXX

My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let’s do it quickly so that you’ll want to keep working with us since you’re going to be making business decisions!

Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I’m allergic to corn but before you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list for our customer and see if they’ve ever heard of this stranger.

My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes.

Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name.

My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer.

Me: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK ON THAT.

[yoursjupiter]

TIL everyone’s employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN.

Boss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five

Me: YOU CAN COMMIT FRAUD WITH FOUR

[zevveli]

Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a clipboard and go:

“Hello I am [name] from [security firm] we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.”

“Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.”

“Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” [Scribbles on clipboard] “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”

“Oh okay.” AND LETS THEM IN.

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

“Social engineering” is a way too fancy word for what it is. I know a guy (not personally) who broke several people out of prison by essentially writing “Greetings, please release this person, signed, whoever the judge is” on a piece of paper and faxing it there. Because no one would have a fax machine in their own house I guess.

[closet-keys]

not to derail, but holy shit that praxis

[momoro66]

[qwi13]

JOJO ／ 仗助

髪の毛が乱れて不機嫌。

[blacksori]

[telstar-5]

[jubyart]

A part of this week’s ★Patreon★ rewards! Thanks for your support!

[geee13]

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[hubblegleeflower]

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

[kunakitsune]

@stealingyourbones I feel like this is something you might do.

You might

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I'm currently laying on the floor under my roommate's bed laughing my ass off at the funny rice