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this is more of an archive now sorry

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pls i want to marry you

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If you like Orlando Bloom I may suggest to you to take a look at Rupert Friend because I swear to god this man is amazing too and he's good in all the films he acted in

HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HIM HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

[nervouspearl]

Back in Galadriel’s day you had to go to school barefoot in the snow - uphill, both ways

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If you don’t think these actors are just as precious as you are to me then you’re wrong.

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RUPERT AND HIS ICE CREAM TRUCK I JUST CAN’T

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Platform nine and three quarters was shut

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I think we can all agree that  Christian Rivers represents the entire Hobbit fandom here.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Gandalf forced a party on Bilbo to get rid of all his food so he wouldn’t have a rotten pantry when he came back.

[dungeons-and-foodies]

My…god *whispers* that makes sense

[romanvs]

love it

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this is my favorite vine

[idspacealien]

GRYFINPUFF

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HEYLP I’M D Y I N G

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me: thinks about middle-earth

me: lies down

[finarfiniel]

serahcullen:

‘wehhhh i dont like tauriel she’s so cliche she’s pretty AND a perfect fighter AND guys want her AND she has healing skills she’s too perfect it’s unrealistic’

here is a list of things for you to consider, friend

have you met aragorn

[redadhdventures]

No clue where they got that idea.

[opheliaa-mae]

Tom Felton’s Instagram makes me happy

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Someone: So what is your biggest fear?

Me: Peter Jackson is allowed to make a movie adaptation of the Silmarillion. All the characters are white dudes. There are 45 parts and still all the relevant plot is left out. Lúthien is turned into Action Girl who will need saving during the climax. Mîm is only there for comic relief. Feanor is shown 0.2 seconds during the prologue. Everybody who is not in the Lay of Leithian or the Narn gets erased. Somehow, Legolas is there.

[black-nata]

shoutout to bilbo for not initiating mass murder when the dwarves ate all of his food because if that was me i would have ended the line of durin over a small block of cheese

[notmydate]

Never forget how close he came.

[eugostoderaposas]

I cannot believe that Hermione did not take advantage of that Rita skeeter’  article that said she was dating harry. I would be like  HELL YES BITCHES I FUCKED THE BOY WHO LIVED, THE BOY WHO LIVED IS MY FUCKING SEX TOY! GUESS WHAT? HE ALSO DID DRACO MALFOY, 70% OF THE GRYFFINDOR HOUSE, YOUR SISTER, AND YOU ARE THE NEXT!

she could ask their friends to spread they also fucked harry potter to different prophet’ reporters until gets so ridiculous that it lost all credibility.

“Yes, I did the potter” -Viktor Krum

“Of course, Harry is so lovely” - Fleur Delacour                                           

“I showed to him some nice stuff in the bath” - Cedric Digory (does not like to lie)

“He and Malfoy are often at each other” -Severus Snape and the entire Slytherin house

“At the same time” - Fred and George Weasley

“Harry truly is amazing, he is always gentle with us.” - Luna Lovegood with Neville Longbottom hiding behind her, nodding, mortified.

“Let’s just say that he can ride more than just a broom”- Oliver wood “Let’s just say that he being able to catch the snitch with his mouth was not a coincidence” - Ginerva Weasley. 

“He made us gay” - Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas.