so much love. what will he do with it?

julius. IT. ao3. they/he pronouns. i am still a slave to this clown movie.

[89tczier]

dark!richie fics n hcs are fine and all (well) but they always strike me as funny because they’re so fuckin out of left field that im certain it’s only because pennywise isn’t considered fuckable enough so y’all turn to the tall white guy with dark hair for ur edgy fantasies 

[89tczier]

me: oh man why are the only followers i get porn blogs?

also me: well, there are my three monthly posts done

[89tczier]

as a lesbian i get to say that stan eats pussy the best out of all the male losers. mike is a virgin, bill doesn’t eat pussy at all, eddie didn’t either, richie and ben tie for second best.

[89tczier]

ok im tired of pretending bts are good ive lived through too many retail shifts to pretend dynamite doesn’t sound like something from austin and ally

[boeing747]

people who write like 60k plus fics the plot of which is entirely like the most deranged bdsm scenario humanly possible should be studied in a laboratory i think

[boeing747]

It's always completely detached from the source material its like Wayne Gretzky is a lonely sub working as a clerk in justice antonin scalias office-he thinks he's given up the lifestyle for good when he moved until a chance encounter at a local bar shows him that the Washington BDSM scene is more exiting that one can even imagine. 69000 words 12/20 chapters Rated E pregnancy scare, handcuffs, breath play, public humiliation Author chose not to use archive warnings

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

NOT CRUELLA

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the more you look at all the movies the worse it gets

[ur-not-reddie]

stan deserves way better than how you all treat him

[89tczier]

you say ‘all the losers had crushes on Bill’ and STILL insist that ben is the ‘token straight’??? could never be me

[ohevoyev]

So you don't like Tony Stark but you're okay with Hannibal Lecter

yes.

[89tczier]

as a lesbian i get to say that stan eats pussy the best out of all the male losers. mike is a virgin, bill doesn’t eat pussy at all, eddie didn’t either, richie and ben tie for second best.

[89tczier]

the idea that richie and eddie would get a Pomeranian is ridiculous. they get a big dog that really only listens to eddie because richie cant help but spoil her (to be fair, eddie does too). richie wants to name her stan but eddie insists that Human Stan would never speak to them again. they settle on a different name (but stan becomes her middle name). richie can and will carry her like a toddler, she loves it. eddie takes care to give her super healthy dogfood, he brushes her teeth, he even learns how to actually trim her nails. eddie walks her early in the morning but sometimes she’s so desperate for richie to come along too, richie really has no choice but to pull himself out of bed and go with them. she’s adorable and so unaware of her own size that she’ll step all over the two of them when trying to get comfy on the couch. they can never find it in them to chastise her for it though.

[89tczier]

my blog title is a line from a disregarded fic of mine but lately i’ve really been thinking about reviving it.......

[89tczier]

hey may i interest you in a hanzier touch-tone telephone au?

[89tczier]

non-binary in a covered-in-blood way

[rederiswrites]

It is a painful truth that actually none of my fics are abandoned, no, not even the ones that haven’t updated in five years. I still know exactly what happens next, and after that, and so on. They’re not abandoned; they’re right here, haunting me, characters climbing up my pants like kittens nagging for dinner.

[asspbrak]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[james-flint]