pay your respects to the vultures

'cause they are your future. ((Salem / demon / any prnouns / READ the rules at #infotag))

[jovialtorchlight-deactivated202]

hide and seek, jonny bolduc, 2016

[8demons]

WHEN SOMEONE WANTS A DEMONS HELP BUT CAN’T AFFORD IT.

[thaumatology]

Hey, there wouldn’t happen to be anyone on here who’s an expert on esoteric demonic languages would there? My normal contact for this sort of stuff isn’t answering my summonings.

[8demons]

idk if i’m an expert but i probably know how to say certain swear words in any language. even the ones that dont have swear words.

[thaumatology]

I admit that’s pretty sick but not really helpful right now.

[8demons]

bro of COURSE i speak it i speak ALL language. would you like to hear my translation rates per word

[thaumatology]

Hey, there wouldn’t happen to be anyone on here who’s an expert on esoteric demonic languages would there? My normal contact for this sort of stuff isn’t answering my summonings.

[8demons]

idk if i’m an expert but i probably know how to say certain swear words in any language. even the ones that dont have swear words.

[thatsbelievable]

[grunfeld-bach]

Who I love and when is none of your business. 

[malkaviansyndromes]

have people been asking?

[grunfeld-bach]

Call it an attempt to ward it off before it begins. 

[malkaviansyndromes]

oh you’re misunderstanding me. let me be less polite. ahem ahem coff coff

lmfao who asked?

[grunfeld-bach]

Who I love and when is none of your business. 

[8demons]

jesus doesnt count, grandpa

[nearlyslainjohnny]

What if you were, for a single day, given complete and utter control of all aspects of your life, but without knowing if anything you changed would last?

I’d like some quiet in me head for just a day, whether or not it would last...but would I be angry about it the next day since it ain’t forever? Eh, who knows and who cares, it’s all hypothetical. But yeah, some quiet. Hmm, and maybe some human comforts, like a taste of the sunlight...ah, taste! Speaking of taste - some fried fish and chips, venison, a Guinness or two (or five), a cigarette, and last but not least, coffee and some cake. Above all else, the food and drink takes priority. 

[normaltremere]

johnny i’ve been drinking with you, you fell on the floor after half a drink

[nearlyslainjohnny]

Were a bad night. 

[normaltremere]

it was a great night! you’re just a lightweight. you’re so lightweight that a helium balloon would push you off

[nearlyslainjohnny]

And? Want a lolly for pointing it out? 

[normaltremere]

yes.

[nearlyslainjohnny]

[normaltremere]

thanks king its exactly what i have always craved

[8demons]

A cock :)

[rotten-ash]

⚡️ Are you an infernalist yet?

Not to my knowledge. 

[8demons]

we’re working on this ;)

[rotten-ash]

Half of Los Angeles and the damn prince would be executed if the right Archon stepped their foot in there, just for the sheer fact of the knowledge of what this is floating around. Hmph.

[8demons]

Right? what’s a little infernalism on top of that?? might as well!

[rotten-ash]

And here I was under the impression you didn’t do temptation, Salem.

[8demons]

oh i do, just to high caliber figures, usually. don’t worry, i would never accept a pact from you because that wouldn be such a waste of a soul. you can still have those taste buds for no price at all!

[rotten-ash]

Waste of a soul?

[8demons]

yeah! demonic pacts generally ruin people and make them either go apeshit or turn them into empty shells. and that would be a shame. you seem fun.

[rotten-ash]

You flatter me.

[8demons]

oh just telling you my honest opinion. why would i lie to you? nothing for me here lmao

[rotten-ash]

⚡️ Are you an infernalist yet?

Not to my knowledge. 

[8demons]

we’re working on this ;)

[rotten-ash]

Half of Los Angeles and the damn prince would be executed if the right Archon stepped their foot in there, just for the sheer fact of the knowledge of what this is floating around. Hmph.

[8demons]

Right? what’s a little infernalism on top of that?? might as well!

[rotten-ash]

And here I was under the impression you didn’t do temptation, Salem.

[8demons]

oh i do, just to high caliber figures, usually. don’t worry, i would never accept a pact from you because that wouldn be such a waste of a soul. you can still have those taste buds for no price at all!

[rotten-ash]

Waste of a soul?

[8demons]

yeah! demonic pacts generally ruin people and make them either go apeshit or turn them into empty shells. and that would be a shame. you seem fun.

[rotten-ash]

⚡️ Are you an infernalist yet?

Not to my knowledge. 

[8demons]

we’re working on this ;)

[rotten-ash]

Half of Los Angeles and the damn prince would be executed if the right Archon stepped their foot in there, just for the sheer fact of the knowledge of what this is floating around. Hmph.

[8demons]

Right? what’s a little infernalism on top of that?? might as well!

[rotten-ash]

And here I was under the impression you didn’t do temptation, Salem.

[8demons]

oh i do, just to high caliber figures, usually. don’t worry, i would never accept a pact from you because that wouldn be such a waste of a soul. you can still have those taste buds for no price at all!

[rotten-ash]

⚡️ Are you an infernalist yet?

Not to my knowledge. 

[8demons]

we’re working on this ;)

[rotten-ash]

Half of Los Angeles and the damn prince would be executed if the right Archon stepped their foot in there, just for the sheer fact of the knowledge of what this is floating around. Hmph.

[8demons]

Right? what’s a little infernalism on top of that?? might as well!

[rotten-ash]

⚡️ Are you an infernalist yet?

Not to my knowledge. 

[8demons]

we’re working on this ;)

[8demons]

I won't say anything about angels but if he's nearby he's gonna FEEL it.

[rotten-ash]

I miss pizza.

Kebab pizza. Ahh

[pathogenix]

what the hell is kebab pizza? pizza slices impaled on a stick?

[rotten-ash]

My dear multi digit’ed friend, no. It’s not. It’s a pizza with the typical kebab meat on top of it. And pommes, and vegetables.

It’s also the single worst thing about my embrace.

[pathogenix]

what the fuck have humans done to food

[rotten-ash]

Elevated it.

[adevilputaside]

@8demons Do you mind? an open conflict with the host does nothing to further our current goals.

[8demons]

🙄

then tell that dickhead not to tell me what to do. laws of physics dont belong to angels, you know. so what if i suspend them from time to time??

[adevilputaside]

Just do it where they cannot see, the eyes of heaven are half blind as it is, why antagonize them?

[8demons]

wym why? for fun, of course ;)

[adevilputaside]

@8demons Do you mind? an open conflict with the host does nothing to further our current goals.

[8demons]

🙄

then tell that dickhead not to tell me what to do. laws of physics dont belong to angels, you know. so what if i suspend them from time to time??