evil cringe sideblog

[8va-alien]

cringe sideblog to hide from my irls

if you know me in real life no you don’t (with some exceptions)

music enthusiast. real life alien. space and math enjoyer. potentially median system. god’s most pathetic soldier.

[8va-alien]

art fight more like. fart aight

[kiodja]

comm

[8va-alien]

BITCH ITS FUCKING 9 PM AND I AM NOT RESPONDING STOP TEXTING MEEEEEE

[8va-alien]

being attracted to someone and having fantasies about them is so humiliating. oh yeah I like you so much that thinking about you is hot to me. utterly embarrassing behavior

[8va-alien]

only ONE person in the world is allowed to text me at 10 pm and they are DOING SO <3

[8va-alien]

so fun fact I do in fact have like. working hours so if you’re texting me at fucking eight pm I’m not gonna respond

[8va-alien]

(about myself) look at that thing it shouldn’t be dealing with this he should be in the cluuuuuub

[8va-alien]

wtf do you mean you almost went to the wrong park we EXCHANGED WRITTEN WORDS

[8va-alien]

[hailingonhismarytilimfullofgrace]

You're a coward if you feel like you have to make Rocky human to ship them. Let Grace fuck that rock.

[8va-alien]

as an alien I think all the people involved with avatar the blue people movie should explode

[8va-alien]

touching you with my feelers (alien feelers) (though not unlike bug feelers) (click click click)

[januscorner]

Feelings

[8va-alien]

really enjoying Saturn recently.. @sherlockboylove if you’d like to tell me about your experiences as a Saturnian I’d love to hear it

[8va-alien]

we have to start killing the sanses

[8va-alien]

you know I’m actually meant to be one of those people that has feelings for a lot of different people but not enough people around me are hot or nice so it’s all been condensed into just the one