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xu qiang. 96liner. full-time vet student, part-time pitcher for the diamonds.

[96xu-blog]

i’m spending most of today working then catching up on other accounts, but i’ll get to things on this one eventually. if you’ve tagged me in a starter/continuation of a meme, i did see it and it is in my drafts. thanks for being patient with me. xx

[cottoncandycarat]

тнe ιɴɴoceɴce 🐥 ‏

[jewelsjaywritcs-deactivated2016]

If you are a role player who is 21+, could you please reblog this? its for science

[kare-no-hogo]

please reblog this if it's okay for me to just pop into your ask box to RP with you even if you haven't reblogged a meme because I just want to RP with you

[96xu-blog]

“I don’t know who you are, but your face irritates me.”

╳ ⋯ QIANG’S BROWS FURROW as dark eyes stare back at the stranger incredulously. He fold his arms over his chest.  ❝ I could say the same, ❞  he spits back venomously.  ❝ Why are you talking to me? ❞

[96xu-blog]

you're really cute and i wanna talk to you but im scared

╳ ⋯ HE WEARS A smug smile at the compliment on his appearance, and well, the fact that he’s striking fear into the hearts of strangers doesn’t hurt his mood in the least.  ❝ I’m only scary if you threaten me or act like an idiot ― and even then, I’ll give you a chance to explain yourself. ❞  That’s really comforting, Qiang.

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

send me a url of someone you’d like to see me roleplay with

ALTERNATELY: send a character you’d like to see my muse interact with 

[klissmequick]

For all my roleplay partners:

Never hold your muse back. For real. If your muse wants to lash out at mine, or kiss mine, or tell mine a horrible secret, or slam mine against a wall — go for it. Don’t ever feel like I’ll get your reply and judge you or your muse. Your character has specific feelings, instincts, and desires, and if they want to do something, don’t hold them back. I want to roleplay with your muse in their entirety, the whole truth of your character, not a watered-down version. Never feel nervous — just let it happen as it happens, and it’ll all be great.

[pressuregrid]

      you can’t make homes out of human beings.                                 someone should have already told you that. 

{ the diamond’s best batter, and certified dumpster dog; reblog. message. follow. the diamonds. }

[96xu-blog]

                  qiang xu. 96liner. vet student. baseball player. pretentious zealot.                                                                        follow, like, reblog !!

[96xu-blog]

Hello beautiful person! I am here to give you a daily reminder that you're a fabulous human being and always deserve the best of the best. Keep smiling and be awesome like always! ( /) ^ u ^ )/) ♥

as qiang would say, you are doing the lord’s work !! thank you so much for this message, sweet pea. you continue being adorable and spreading the love !!

[rpfunstuff]

this is about to get interesting

“Are you sure these are raisins? They don’t taste like raisins.”

“Did you get that guinea pig to reenact that South Park episode?”

“Don’t get mad, but I may have just ruined everything in your closet. Don’t ask how and don’t open the door. Don’t open your closet door for a really long time, please take this advice.”

“How do you even cut your teeth on wedding rings?”

“I don’t think you’re supposed to use disinfectant wipes on your food.”

“I don’t want to alarm you or anything but I thought you should know that there’s a raccoon in your shower.”

“I thought you said you taste like Pepsi Cola.”

“I’m so sorry. I had no idea I was going to sneeze. I won’t sneeze on you next time we meet, I swear.”

“Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to- Oh! Oh my God, that’s actually a gun.”

“Just because you paint your entire body blue, does not mean you’re a member of that Blue Man Group. Where did you get that PVC pipe?”

“Let me get this straight, the little kid punched you in the face after you stole their milkshake or did they punch you in the face and then steal your milkshake? Either way, no the tooth fairy is not going to bring you cash for a chipped off piece of tooth.”

“Look, I know that we just met but trust me, I’m trustworthy and I need your Netflix log in.”

“No, I do not ‘got any weed.‘”

“Please stop asking me if I want to build a snowman. It doesn’t even snow here.”

“Tell me you didn’t put five times the amount of detergent you’re supposed to in the washing machine again.”

“That whole pineapple thing didn’t work. Maybe you didn’t eat enough.”

“What do you mean I shouldn’t give hitchhikers rides? I’ve given like eight of them rides just this week! I seriously doubt I’m going to pick up a serial killer, I’m pretty sure I would know.”

“Why is your pocket moving?”

“You can’t just say checkmate every time you make a move.”

“You didn’t have to get me a gift- Oh. Another “#1 Asshole” mug.”

“You know what? It’s really rude to stare. I would really appreciate it if you’d just tell me if there’s something on my face or something.”

“You look really familiar. Do I look familiar? Have we met before?”

“You never want to hang out anymore. I told you I wasn’t going to have your entire house post-it noted ever again. You have to trust me. Besides, the guy charged a lot of money and I don’t want to spend that much on you again.”

“You’re watching X Men Origins: Wolverine again? How many times have you seen this now? At least watch the good one!”

“You’ve been gaming for three days straight. You haven’t showered and to be honest, I don’t recall you moving at all. Have you gone to the bathroom or eaten? What’s in that cup?”

[96xu-blog]

“I appreciate your candor. I always have.” / thanks for following!

╳ ⋯ A SMALL SMIRK comes to Qiang’s face, sincerely flattered. ❝ Well, thank you. Most people aren’t so appreciative. But you know that by now. ❞

[96xu-blog]

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

flirty/suggestive starters ╳ accepting !!

╳ ⋯ ❝ WANT TO WHAT? Go to church? Because, yes, that’s exactly what I want to do right now after you asking me that. ❞

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some shitty neighbour AUs

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corvou:

you are never home when the mail comes so  i always have to take your packages you fucker

you gave me your key to take care of your flowers while youre gone but i decided to take all your food as payment and you are so not amused

my printer isnt printing anymore and my papers are due tomorrow so im on my knees in front of your door begging to use your printer when the old lady from above passes us and thinks im proposing to you

the neighbour above us keeps being really loud and we are done with talking to him so we meet up to plan our revenge

im just here to tell you that you need to stop taking showers at 3 am. get your shit together you nerd

we always run into eachother on the stairs but we’ve never said more than hello but when we found out that we both hate the other neighbours, we became friends 

you lost your key and i allowed you to stay in my apartment until the locksmiths arrives

i came home drunk and wouldnt stop knocking on your door. when you open i keep telling you to get out of my apartment

after a rough party night i find you sleeping on the stairs but since im still a little asshole all i do is put a blanket over you and a pillow under your head

during a storm all the lights went out and now youre in my apartment bc youre afraid of the dark but i want to kick you out again since all you do is keep telling cheesy one liners

you knocked furiously on my door to tell me to stop having loud sex but when i appear fully clothed in front of you, we both are disturbed by the thought of it being the old lady from above

[96xu-blog]

“Can I keep you?”

flirty/suggestive starters ╳ accepting !!

╳ ⋯ A BASHFUL PINK is creeping onto his cheeks & he’s unable to help the small smile forming.  ❝ Isn’t that a line from Casper, or something? ❞  A nervous chuckle escapes him as he avoids eye contact.

[octoberinspo]

SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

Feel free to add your own.

“You’re really hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“I want you. Right here. Right now.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”