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Find someone that embraces your inner slut

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My toxic trait is being able to eat a whole bowl of french fries & not offer you a single one.

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normalize people having a mute button in real life

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I’ll always look at him like he hung the moon just for me.

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My version of flirting is bullying the fuck out of you

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my head in your lap, and the world can fuck off

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A strong man won’t put you down to make you feel like shit. He’ll lift you up and make you feel every inch, preferably on a wall.

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My favorite kind of puzzles are people.

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“we're way too different yet so similar"

Yeah, I got personality change disorder

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Can you make words with your mouth or is it just your ass always talking?

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[during sex]

her: do that thing I like

him: *starts crying*

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why would I need a chair when your face exists