99orphans

// Non-bino space princeps \\ Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It's the promise of violence that's enacted upon those discarded by society and the police act as an occupying army. End the ICE gestapo. Gender is of the mind and is unrelated to sex. [Investigator of parapsychology and government experimentation]

[ethanmaldridge]

Hey you.

Prints are available here!

[99orphans]

thank you

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[99orphans]

@staff Yo, who is this guy?

[99orphans]

i am the thoughts of an infinite universe

crying at the thought

of having to choose just one

[depsidase]

[99orphans]

at least our Great Depression has Netflix!

right? isn't that what we're supposed to say?

[99orphans]

i'm not joking

they're performing Resident-human experiments at the bottom of the pacific ocean.

they're trying to make the perfect lifeform but the US gov got involved and now it's going to be the perfect killing machine. They're almost done.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[depsidase]

[99orphans]

here's my preliminary sketch of my rendition of the Universe, displaying a theory that the reason the Universe is getting larger is because it's the intersection between two opposite but complimentary forces

i wanted to show the Positive and Negative planes influencing our Universe but not being directly in it. They exist outside of our comprehension, but we know they exist because of how they affect light, consciousness, and morality

if the Universe is a snake eating itself, then this is showing the snake biting the Light of Its own tail

My Hope is that we can create our own foundational forces and make something new to move tangentially and avoid annihilation.

The realm just outside this plane is the plane of Dreams and we're slowly creating it with our experiences. Maybe i shall make art of this too!

[99orphans]

when i hear "Name", i don't hear "fellow loved one" or "friend"

i hear "conveniently-located person"; "hey you, come do something for me";

i hear "hey loser!" "you stupid idiot" "faggot" "get your ass over here NOW" "i don't care what you want" "oh you poor thing"

my head turns it to ["oh pitiful creeeaaatuuuuure" ; "where's that wretched street rat who will never amount to anything.." "jester, jester! what silly words have you to quell the aching in my heart today?"] so at least i can pretend to have some whimsy in my life. But an actor being shot by real arrows creates real wounds, whether or not they indended to miss.

i feel all of the echoes of every time that word has been used and if the feeling of hearing the sound of my own name makes me cry? Hey gang, Something might be wrong there.

i'm not your slave, and i'm not your pet.

don't use my slave name or i'll emotionally attack your fascist ass because i KNOW how to take it so how much better at dishing it do you think i am? I see your flaws clearer than the desert night sky but you see them through a fogged lens but don't worry i'll part that fog cloud with a gust of wind so harsh and bitter you'd think the Himalayas were tepid. I'm going to hold up a mirror so sharp and reflective you'll see the disfigured face that you fear will replace you stare back at it's reflection, disgusted of what it's become. I'll predict your childhood traumas based on your behaviour and work through them with you like a therapist just so i can better understand you. And then use that information to help you with your relationships. I'll do whatever i can to improve you so you won't do what you did to me too anyone else you selfish narcissistic uncaring bastard

[only-cat-memes]

[cricketcat9]

No. Actually I applaud everyone who finds a way to live their life to the fullest instead of suffering like us. Yesterday I've met a young Polish couple traveling around the world for 2 years. They were in Colombia and are now staying in my town until May ( "we need to rest and have a real kitchen for a while"), then going to Peru. Have to get together and find out more without yelling through a very loud music in the background.

My friends' son got a degree in Marine Biology, moved from Toronto to Vancouver, lives on a boat and and makes money building boats. Parents are going crazy because he does not have a " regular job". Both have regular well paid jobs which they hate.

Live your life to the fullest, kids, suffering is overrated!

[99orphans]

Night of the Twink

'twas the Night of the Twink

and there were a LOT of 'em.

Teetering on the brink

of deciding who's top or bottom

[depsidase]

[99orphans]

hehehehhehehehehe

hey Ferb,

[99orphans]

NO MORE MONEY

STOP USING US DOLLARS

THEY'RE THE MONOPOLY DOLLARS OF A FASCIST TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DON'T SUPPORT THEIR CAUSE

[theconcealedweapon]

[99orphans]

✨Seriously✨

✨✨dead ass✨✨

how do people not get this yet

[scramratz]

A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men can’t be bisexual

[99orphans]

i'm AMAB,

started bigendered and ace,

went down the trans pipeline up to almost booking an op, became lesbian, after immense pressures i forced myself to go ftm all the way back to identifying as he/him and a little bisexual.

What level gay am i?

because it's tempting to feel like i'm barely gay at all given that i'm basically just a straight man; but i also feel like i'm double gay ?? reverse gay ¿¿

[99orphans]

STOP

ARE YOU A VERIFIED CITIZEN?

CAN YOU PROVE YOU'RE ONE OF US?

ARE YOU WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE?

HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH?

IF YOU GIVE ME AN UNSATISFACTORY ANSWER THEN YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON AND POSSIBLY EXTRADITED TO A COUNTRY YOU BARELY KNOW

EVERYTHING IS DICTATED BY MY SATISFACTION, DESIRES, AND DIRECT SAY-SO.

YOU NO LONGER HAVE CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE

HAND IT OVER TO ME

I KNOW BEST

I AM ICE

[depsidase]