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cheesy bread and zayn malik

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she tried to like MURDER ME!!!!

[walterwhitemediocrity]

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How BEYONCÉ should have opened.

[immagetchalegs]

we got a peek at liam’s snake habitat and i don’t wanna turn around

[webbabe-deactivated20260508]

*starts beatboxing during sex* 

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[sneaks one direction references in my wedding vows]

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“And under those lights that night, you turned around and I saw your face, it took a minute to steal my heart.” [everyone attending bursts into tears]

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“I just wanted to show you off to all of my friends and make them drool down their chinny chin chins.” [crowd nods appreciatively]

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i found the best string of words ever voiced on the internet

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[alritepetal]

do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself

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If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

[walterwhitemediocrity]

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How BEYONCÉ should have opened.

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friend: *turns on country music* me: can you chill

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I never get sick of this.