“john sprocket is the captain of a time traveling band of musicians set on telling the storiesof the people to a wide audience. also: he has beef with electricity and is trying to stop the death if the cog at all costs”
Jonny d'Ville:
“Jonny D'ville is the infamous --captain-- first mate of the starship aurora. He's here for music, violence, music, singing, violence, violence, and more violence.”
“LOVE LOSES!!!!!”
“He's an immortal space pirate with a gun-shaped harmonica. He's also in a band that writes musicals, and he's the lead narrator and he plays harmonica.”
“he's a mass murderer he's aromantic pansexual he's extremely traumatized and i love him”
“He is overdramatic, constantly calls himself the captain when he is the first mate, evil, has committed every crime except sexual ones, killed his father and maybe killed his motherish figure, and is a cannibal”
“Insane sadistic space pirate cowboy, what more would you want?”
“He has canonically committed every crime”
“HELLO LADIES *maniacal laughter and gunfire”
“Hes a silly little bitch who likes murder and chaos and cant play the harmonica to save his life and cant do a southern accent to save his life either despite being New Texan”
“Has committed every crime, with the exception of anything sexual. Murderous. Narrator of a lot of The Mechs' stuff. Probably not straight. Really cool. Killed his father, than killed the person who told him to kill his father. Immortal asshole”
“He has a metal heart, he is immortal and dies constantly, hes the first mate of a space pirate crew/band and tells everyone he's the captain, he sucks so bad and I love him. Also he eats people. just for funsies”
“He's immortal, he's dead, he breaks into hospitals to tell scary stories to kids, he thinks gravity making two moons crash into each other is the pinnacle of a tragic love story, he killed his dad. What more could you want from a man??”
“👉👈🫀⚙️🕰️🏴☠️🩸🔪please?”
“Tumblr likes violent poor meow meows with unresolved parental issues, right? What about a doubly self-orphaned, immortal space pirate kept alive by the thing burrowing inside his heart, and telling the same story, the same lie over and over and over again?”
“He’s committed every crime except the sex ones (including grievous misuse of rodents)”
“hot immortal space pirate. incredibly homosexual in a genderqueer way, incredibly angsty. great singer. very hot.”
m. c. escher feels like such an inspiration to me and even i don't know exactly what i mean by that . like not visually but spiritually/philosophically but maybe not even that
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