Big Ol Pumpkin

-kait -22 -cries a lot

[animentality]

[meanplastic]

[fromgreecetoanarchy]

[d-lightfulexcess]

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

[tellmeayarn]

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

[bi-shenanigans-deactivated20210]

Put that last line on my headstone

[nikkynarrates]

Fall Activities Bucket List

Have a cozy day outside. 

Go to a pumpkin patch. 

Spend a morning at a cafe.

Decorate pumpkins

Spend a day watching Halloween movies. 

Have a bonfire night with friends.

Walk around town to look at the fall leaves. 

[catasters]

[synthient]

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like "woahhh. A cat....that's sad. That's deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this"

So the producer assigned to the project was like "okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I'm thinking a cast of about 5 and--"

And ALW was like "no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I've taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this"

And the producer was like "wh-- you-- wh-- do you even have. a plot"

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said "the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)"

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

[castielcampbell]

[tobeagenius]

“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

[snime]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

[somnolentsuggestions]

at some point someone’s gonna kiss you on the forehead which is just absolutely stellar so stay alive for that

[gunsandfireandshit]

[ohhellorula]

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

[psychictantrums]

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

[todd-johnson]

[death-by-lulz]

what even are cats

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[evilspice]

[rbhvleo]

[lohver]

you need to understand the difference between someone who speaks to you in their free time and someone who frees their time to speak to you.

[fruitmarket]

recent project about mania & grocery shopping

words embroidered onto fabric, sewn into packages/products

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