a adult

currently obsessed w dan and phil and the locked tomb

[spiribia]

i think of this image every time i decide against inaction and then end up regretting it anyway

[i-am-a-fish]

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[pissvortex]

[amazingphil]

420 PHLAZE IT

[a-birdbrain]

I understand this is a fantasy series but isn’t that a hibiscus???? There’s no way the stamen would be sticking out that far, plus the general shape of the flower is just completely wrong. Datura flowers are so beautiful and unique idk why they couldn’t have actually filmed one?,

[a-birdbrain]

i kept forgetting what they were baking because i was too distracted by the everything

[a-birdbrain]

i will never financially recover from being a phannie,,,,

[a-gentle-yoink]

Halloween Baking - FEMBOY BANANA BREAD

[phillionasaur]

spotted on the subway

[screaming-at-moss]

Do you think they had a situationship??

[silly-little-pal]

[dnpsuck]

i haven't felt real for the past 24 hours

[pseudophan]

lets take our minds off of reality and speculate. who would be better on taskmaster (i feel like the obvious answer is phil would do better in the more creative thinking tasks but dan would be better at all the banter?)

they'd both be good at different tasks so i think it greatly depends on what kind they got, but if they were on as a duo (cmon guys bend the rules a little...) they would dominate

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

no matter what queer joy persists

[jess-total-mess]

so bECAUSE OF THE VIDEO I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID PHAN IS REAL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT IS??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DAN AND PHIL UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD