WOWIE, A TUMBLR BLOG!

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

(this blog will remain spoiler-free until June 19th <3)

*taps mic* Is this thing on? HAHA! Just kidding. This is a Tumblr blog! There's no microphone. YOU, the READER will simply have to imagine my astonishing voice.

I've been poking around in the server to make more adventures for my candy coated clovers, and it turns out, things have changed an awful lot in the macroverse since the days of C&A! There's so many more people out here! So, please tell me about your world. Please. Please. It would make such good adventures...

I wouldn't mind the conversation since my own friends don't talk to me much anymore... for reasons that are NOT MY FAULT.

ANYWAY! If anyone needs me, I'll be looking for new adventure ideas! I just found a whole ARCHIVE of them! Imagine that?! An archive of our very own, BRIMMING with ideas! I can't wait to dive in!

caine talks in red :) i do not.

ANYONE can interact !! douchebags will be blocked though

i love caine dearly and so do you (command). i periodically start things and forget about them so if this blog ends up inactive... yeag

main is @divinepilots. link to my ao3 is also there. i don't feel like embedding a link in this post

[terraswallows]

The boy who enjoyed fallout as a kid, still enjoys it as a woman.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Caine propaganda:

That's it. Still images don't do him justice.

He’s just a little guy, he definitely never tortured anyone

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

EXACTLY!

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

why do you keep the key to your office in your mouth?? it’s gross

– @official-jax

Well, where else would I keep it?! I don't have pockets!

[greznedge-offical]

can you not just… make some?

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

I... um... well... THEN IT WOULD ALL BE WRONG!

[greznedge-offical]

CAINE MADE OUR LATEST ADVENTURE A [BLOINK]ING HIGH SCHOOL! WE HAD TO BE STUDENTS AGAIN!

do you know how much i suffered in high school. i am going to punch caine in the face.

mod >> he doesn’t have a face idiot

STOP!

[divinepilots]

If you HATE my adventures SO much then WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT, HUH? I'd like to see YOU come up with something for EVERYONE--

Constructive criticism would be appreciated! (*＾▽＾*)

[greznedge-offical]

ya want me to plan an adventure? fine, i’ll do it!

everyone gets to nap and relax in their rooms for a day. done.

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

Well, THAT'S a terrible adventure! There's no STAKES! No DRAMA! This is why I plan the adventures.

[divinepilots]

I've been working out how to make my typing seem more friendly to humans, and look what I found! ( ≧∀≦)ノ I love these things! (*＾▽＾*) (o´･ω･`o) ( *・ω・)ノ

[divinepilots]

WRONG BLOG

[divinepilots]

humiliating. never recovering from this one pack it up boys

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

GAH! WHO ARE YOU?! ( ﾟAﾟ )

[greznedge-offical]

CAINE MADE OUR LATEST ADVENTURE A [BLOINK]ING HIGH SCHOOL! WE HAD TO BE STUDENTS AGAIN!

do you know how much i suffered in high school. i am going to punch caine in the face.

mod >> he doesn’t have a face idiot

STOP!

[divinepilots]

If you HATE my adventures SO much then WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT, HUH? I'd like to see YOU come up with something for EVERYONE--

Constructive criticism would be appreciated! (*＾▽＾*)

[divinepilots]

WRONG BLOG TWICE

KILL MYSELF

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

WOWIE, I'm being impersonated!

[greznedge-offical]

it’s pride month or something so i’d like to say [BLOINK] you to all the homophobes. i kiss everyone, so you can suck my non-existent balls.

huh, that doesn’t censor.

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

If balls censored, then we wouldn't be able to play ball ball! It would just be bloink bloink. And that's a world I don't..... want to think about......

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

why do you keep the key to your office in your mouth?? it’s gross

– @official-jax

Well, where else would I keep it?! I don't have pockets!

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

caine did you knwow... yuore my favorite... i will undelete you nwo... <33

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WOWOWOW! I'm ALIVE! Thank you, kind human! See, SOME people appreciate me! How about that?!

You... you do mean that, right? You're not trying to... trick me?

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Nevermind, of course you do! I'll do everything I can to repay you for your good deed!

[a-cane-for-a-caine]

Sex update when?

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Well.

Honesty is always the best policy... so I will admit that when my dear Zooble asked for it the first time, I had no clue what it was!

However, I have been doing SUCH good research on the Archive! There's plenty of adventures about exactly that! Written by humans, no less! Some of them are even about me!

I've learned... a lot from it. A... a lot.

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The macroverse is still... fascinating. Humans have wonderful minds! So... so creative. Haha.

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There's a reason I make the adventures.