Meow

Hey i'm Oksana and I'm 16 years young. I live in Canada and I love nutella almost as much as you ;)

[hardnope]

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[thetechnicolortrenchcoat-deacti]

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

[debilitad]

[ri-science]

[did-you-know]

There’s a way to stop the ‘tickle’ when someone’s fingers are accosting you.

ri-science:

How neuroscience can help you control your tickling response

Your brain predicts sensations based on your own movements and isn’t surprised when you try to tickle yourself. To combat the tickly feeling when someone else tickles you, cover their hand with yours. 

Your brain can then make predictions about how it’s going to feel, and doesn’t produce the tickle response.

Dr. Emily Grossman explains.

[whataboutleslie]

this is important

[rhapsody-in-neon-aubergine]

Also you can punch and/or kick them in the head and firmly establish that they do not have permission to tickle you.

[lolisbian-deactivated20140831]

[majortvjunkie]

so much drama in one photo

[jujubee58]

somebody hold me back

[shvrke]

[did-you-know]

Source

[int0themidnightsun]

[volcainist]

When i cant find my mom in walmart 

[tropical-serenityy]

[crystuls]

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

[owmeex]

[meladoodle]

when he licks his lips seductively

[fallingpandas]

what the fuck is that thing?

[meladoodle]

my boyfriend :)

[myunproductiveparadise]

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

[sixuglygarbageghost]

Why does this not have more notes??

[onethousandglowstars-deactivate]

Because we’re scared

[a-cat-in-the-hat]

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

[thisisemmtrying]

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

[theblackkingdumb]

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something